Consoleversation

The light-hearted conversation had between the players of a boisterous Video Game. Often either 'Smack Talk' or Gossip.

Last night at James's flat, we were playing GTA 4, we had the funniest consoleversation.

by calciumm April 9, 2009

console football

Console football is the term given to a style of gameplay of the game American Football. A style of gameplay in a real-life football game that would only be found in a video game version.

"Going for it" on every 4th down/extra point, regardless of obscene distances.
"Faking" every punt or fieldgoal.
Excessive use of "long bomb" plays.
"All out blitzes" on every down.

"What is this console football? They are going for it on 4th and 37?"

by miribus June 6, 2009

Consentientism

A foundationalist societal theory which holds that only a society founded on the fully-informed consent of the individuals involved in the foundation of it is just at foundation and sustainable.

He decided to found a new society on the principles of consentientism.

by Entità Sovrano December 1, 2010

Console Jacking

When you put a vibrating video game controller on your penis, therefore masturbating while feeling the vibes from the controller.

John went console jacking when he discovered that the controller vibrated when explosions were in the game.

by darth farts March 30, 2015

consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The ultimate sin.

Anon1: Me and my Waifu have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Anon2: You sick fuck.

by The true lord December 28, 2016

Console

1. A device used to play video games, popular consoles include Xbox, PlayStation and Wii.
2. An important part of computers, and prompts.
3. Command Prompt let's you access your computers innards.

I was playing with my computer's console commands!!

by SkeletonGuy November 13, 2018

Console Monkey

Console players that don’t know how to operate anything over 60 FPS

I don’t know how to operate this PC.-console monkey

by Silent humor December 13, 2019