Confused

by September 14, 2020
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Confused

Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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Confused Zak

The art of not having a fucking clue where your father is.
the poor child was really a confused Zak
by confused.cum December 22, 2024
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I'm confused

please fuck off or leave me alone. I'm confused why you're talking to me
"Hey what are we?" I'm confused ... (please fuck off_)
by boozguy123 August 13, 2022
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blazed and confused

The phenomenon when you are so high you forget your train of thought or if someone asks / tells you something and you don't understand.
Person 1: Oh did you join the book club?

Person2: Book what?
Person1: The book club!
Person2: my bad I'm very blazed and confused right now.
by Amber Omnivore January 22, 2021
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