Certifried

The title of somebody who is certified in driving whilst high

- “You good to drive?”
- “Don't worry, I’m certifried”

by Fortizmo April 19, 2019

certificate of proficiency

A worthless piece of paper given to an underachiever (or someone over 30 years old with at least one divorce under their belt) from the highly prestigious Community College arena . This piece of paper proudly demonstrates the receiver’s lack of brains and discipline to go to an actual College and receive an actual degree. See also, Participation Award.

“I got my Certificate of Proficiency in Mechatronics Operations in the mail finally!”
Friend: “And you’re proud of that, wow.”

by rrrrrrrrrfgrrrrgfdgdfgdfgdfgFF January 26, 2020

Certified AK

An Epic You Tuber that makes the most lit videos. Started doing Youtube at age 16, he made a lot of awesome videos has a second YouTube channel called Extra AK, and has made some of the coolest music on soundcloud which are called ¨Black Sheep¨ and ¨Backdoored¨

¨Dude did you see the video Certified AK uploaded?¨

by S-Blade23 November 2, 2020

certified introvert

Certified introvert is one who keeps all things to himself. He rarely open up and start the conversation. He wants to be funny but he can't. unaku sonna puriyadhu machan..its an introvert thing

Hey see there someone in twitter named gypsy_offl looks like an certified introvert

by Aandavan February 17, 2021

certifieddilflover420

The sexiest mf alive

Wow! certifieddilflover420 is so amazing and cool!

by Giana smith March 27, 2021

Certified Virgin

Pretty much a person who's more or less never held a conversation with a girl, along with subject matter that would negate any chance he has of getting a girl or more or less talking to one.

Michael has 12 clash of clan accounts above TH 9 hes a certified virgin

by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021

Certified Brick

A "Certified Brick" is a sweaty they/them gaymer who spends the majority of their time playing games such as minecraft. A "Certified Brick" occurs when someone plays a game for hours on end, sweating, trying to get better at the game without caring to play with friends but instead trying to get better. A "Certified Brick" also occurs when someone plays shitty online games such as .io games and spends a little too much time on them before hopping off and doing "study".

A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.

Alpha Male: "Are you sitll playing Evowars.io after 3 hours"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"

by Zypha The Creator May 8, 2021