Cumservative

Cumservative: A person who willingly and knowingly sucks a Trump supporting cuckservative's cock, for better or worse (usually worse, as per usual in situations involving racist ignorant rape enabling bigoted narcissists and fiscally incompetent psychopathic child murderers).

We all loved 57 year old Mary until we found out she was a cumservative dipshit. Apparently this 72 year old cuckservative Trump supporter, who riddled himself with massive debts he had no way of paying off by purchasing various superfluous novelty items such as a $30,000+ powerboat, and an entry-level but still very expensive almost new Mercedes in his early 60’s (despite lacking the proper skills, intelligence, dedication, and career to successfully, selfishly and needlessly purchase such purposeless things) had the hots for her and she dropped her panties almost instantly upon seeing his (observably presented as a deserved and outright owned) collection of expensive toys and classicly white & privileged displays of affluence. Well poor Mary being the sucker for deluded and incompetent backwoods redneck blue collar trust fund baby boomer pigfuckers she is, ended paying all his debts with her deceased ex-Air Force husbands massive fortune, and now they go to MAGA rallys at least once a year in between the other 364 days a year of golfing and masturbating to Fox news and whatever casually racist murder porn is on that night.

by TommyPicklesN*gga June 15, 2020

closet conservative

A person who claims to be liberal yet says and believes in ideas pertaining to conservatism.

Scenario 1:
Jamie Hoe Spears: The war in Iraq is bad... and so is abortion. Therefore, at sixteen years of age, I will bear the fruit of my loins.
Normal person: You're white trash... and a closet conservative.

Scenario 2:
John: I'M THE MOST LIBERAL PERSON EVAR AND GDUBS IS STUPID BUT I FEEL THAT RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER WOULD BE THE BEST CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE 2008 ELECTION.
Normal person: ...exxxxaccttlyyy.

by fuckingay January 8, 2008

Conservative

A lowly creature that seeks to be relevant in mordern times, someone whos only platform should be the circus.

Normal person: whats a conservative?
Normal person 2: oh you know obe of thise cretin always jabbering "Gawd, gunz n cuntry..hyuk hyuk" (insert banjo tune)

by I'm superior to you November 30, 2021

Anime Conservatives

An anime fan who becomes enraged when an anime distributor/liscensor/adapter (such as FUNimation or Viz Media) releases something other than anime. This usually happens when it comes to live-action shows and movies.

"What the hell is this!? This isn't anime! It's not even Japanese!"

"What is this madness!? Why don't they just stick to what they're good at!?"

"Wow. You guys are acting like such an Anime Conservatives."

by Karashou May 31, 2016

Conservative

The normal political party.

“Conservative” a rational person that doesn’t have his head up his own ass

by Taytertott February 23, 2021

Closet Conservative

1) A male who hides his homosexuality by advocating strong conservative views.

2) Someone overcompensating for their sexuality by hating gays a little too much.

3) A baseball player.

"I know it seems crazy because he's sooo against gay marriage, but I'm pretty sure he's a closet conservative"

by TheWrangler May 26, 2009

The Conservative Party

The best party in the world, should not just be the rulers of britain but of the world. FUCK THE SNP, FUCK LABOUR but not the lib dems cuz like they have a chance anyway!. and just to remind all u anti-monarchys the queen still owns this country

person a "the snp fucked my dog yesterday"
person b "not a surprise, the conservative party rule"

by The Queen's son January 16, 2009