A middle class guy who lives in a suburban area only because he lives with his parents, otherwise he'd be living in a shithole on the south side of Chicago. This candidate also possesses thrifty values and isn't afraid to turn down a movie or mini-golfing with his friends because he feels $7 is too much to have 2 hours of fun. Mainly, someone who has nothing better to do with their money but to save it and never enjoy life.
Mike is a poor cocksucking mother fucker because decided to sit at home online and continually check myspace and facebook instead of spending $7 to have a quality time with his friends.
by SWhockey98 September 11, 2006
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when you are excited about getting a girl who you really like and a stupid dumbfuck fucks it up for you!
by Texas Tech guy who got cockblocked November 12, 2004
Get the cockblocker mug.This is the act of a good male friend (or sometimes a boyfriend) moving closer to a female friend of his or even dancing with her so that a sketchy, unknown man does not start to get too close. This act is often performed in crowds (ie. clubs).
Often times, if there are more than a 1:1 ratio of guys to girls, a single guy may have to cockblock for many of his female friends/companions.
This is usually appreciated by the female, who generally thanks the male in the cab ride back.
Often times, if there are more than a 1:1 ratio of guys to girls, a single guy may have to cockblock for many of his female friends/companions.
This is usually appreciated by the female, who generally thanks the male in the cab ride back.
That sketchy guy was hitting on my friend so I had to act like her boyfriend, thus cockblocking that sketchy guy from grindin on my friend!
by Amaan August 22, 2005
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Get the Cocksucker mug.The less attractive of the two. She'll ruin your approach, flow, and groove. She will stand in the way of you making your move. Insert your best friend to run interference for a couple of plays. Get some and then break up with the girl saying that you don't want to see her anymore because of her annoying friend. Problem becomes solution.
John blocked the cockblocker so I could knock it with Cheryl. John ditched the cockblocked after eating all the candy bars that she had in her purse. I got laid and then broke up their friendship (for her own good) and now it's Saturday.
by Christopher Handsome March 28, 2003
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A perfect example of a CSA (cocksuckeranswer)
Question: How do you do no. four?
Answer: Considering you don't pay attention half the time with the rest of this class that would be your problem, so its nothing personal I'm just saying that I don't care to help you because your a victim of circumstances.
Question: How do you do no. four?
Answer: Considering you don't pay attention half the time with the rest of this class that would be your problem, so its nothing personal I'm just saying that I don't care to help you because your a victim of circumstances.
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