Sex on the cob

When you shove corn on the cob up your ass and down your throat until they meet with a skewer on each end and proceed to fuck yourself.

Last night me and Cyndie helped me have sex on the cob. It was the most thrilling experience I've ever had.

by Beers Lite May 17, 2020

Blonde Cob

A Blonde Cob is a blonde boy/girl that gets you hard upon imagining or in the action of “shucking” their clothes off. Go gettem brothers and sisters!

“check out the blonde cob, i’d like to grab her ears and pull them back”

“look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”

by archduke franz ferdinand January 17, 2025

Corn on my cob

When you get done with anal and your have bits of “corn on your cob”

He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”

by MyNameIsJeff1997 January 10, 2018

Cob

A white male

Look at that fat ugly cob over there!

by Ugly White Cob July 22, 2018

Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.

Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.

by Piky321 July 22, 2025

cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022

cob

basically means scrub or sometimes used to call someone stupid

your such a cob

by shkee bop September 23, 2018