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Same Clothes Saturday

The instance of waking up Saturday morning and having to wear your clothes from Friday. Normally occurs after a drunken evening when you wake up in a place that is not your home. Most often used when you need to go somewhere or do something on Saturday that is vastly different than Friday's activities. Less popular but more awkward relatives are Same Clothes Monday and the deadly Same Clothes Thursday.
It's probably best to wear shorts and cleats for next weeks pickup soccer match.

Sorry for the skirt and heels, captain, it's Same Clothes Saturday. After work, the other partners and I went out for happy hour and all of a sudden, the sun was coming up. But I'm ready for kickoff!

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I don't know if your fishnet stockings and Madonna bra are appropriate for the church bake sale.

Sorry Sister Mary Katherine, it's Same Clothes Saturday. I didn't have time to go home and change after last nights rave.
by catrenegade September 4, 2010
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Expensive Clothes

What some women pay more to get lesser.
I can't believe she payed more than 10,000 for half the length of her body of cloth for her new dress.

(Expensive Clothes)
by Cheeky Smiles May 3, 2011
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High Life Clothing

A gay low budget wannabe Taylor Gang clothing brand.
Who still wears Rocawear? It's better than wearing High Life Clothing
by STARxPLAYA March 4, 2011
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national no clothes day

a day on october 23 where clothes will not be necessary.
“why is he not wearing clothes?”

“ITS NATIONAL NO CLOTHES DAY OFC!”
by radlolz October 15, 2021
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clothespin

a girl who is so tight that when you're done fucking her, it feels like you had a clothespin on your dick.
damn you can hang clothes from that girls pussy! she's a clothespin!
by brynizzle July 16, 2008
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clothes hanger

The Clothes Hanger is the act of waking up from a long, usually drunken filled, night bare ass naked. On your trip to the bathroom, or wherever else in the house, you drape your boxers over your morning wood, using it as a clothes hanger. It is an excellent way to show your room mates that you got drunk and got some the night before.
Man 1: "So there I was sittin on the couch, and Ricky walks in and gives me a clothes hanger!"

Man 2: "Nice! That dude's such a character!"
by BreezeZilla August 26, 2007
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Touched cloth

Ryan: Oh dear Josh, I have shat myself and I think that the poo has stained my lovely new y-fronts from M&S.

Josh: You mean you have touched cloth?

Ryan: Yes I shouldn't eat shit from public toilets.
by Josh_S September 16, 2008
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