A 9/11 conspiracy theorist who's completely out of his mind. His tactics of preaching are to barge into the UCLA lectures and spout off his mindless babble, stand up and start chanting his Anti-American agenda in a crowded and very quiet library, and to target those in America most likely to believe his bullshit...college students.
He has a fetish for The Illuminati, Bohemian Grove, and many other waste-of-time subjects. He's known for calling nonbelievers of his far fetched conspiracy theories, Zombies. Even more so, accusing people (i.e. Bush) of being Satanic Devil Worshipers.
He also wont shut up about the New World Order.
His rather hysterical choice of apparel includes cargo shorts with a black shirt, sun glasses, and an American flag bandanna. He believes he's in his own little American Matrix.
He also is author/founder of an extremely ridiculous book/website which discuss all of his preposterous theories and fairy tales with even more preposterous and idiotic people, which I refuse to give out to people, since the last thing this man needs is publicity.
He has a fetish for The Illuminati, Bohemian Grove, and many other waste-of-time subjects. He's known for calling nonbelievers of his far fetched conspiracy theories, Zombies. Even more so, accusing people (i.e. Bush) of being Satanic Devil Worshipers.
He also wont shut up about the New World Order.
His rather hysterical choice of apparel includes cargo shorts with a black shirt, sun glasses, and an American flag bandanna. He believes he's in his own little American Matrix.
He also is author/founder of an extremely ridiculous book/website which discuss all of his preposterous theories and fairy tales with even more preposterous and idiotic people, which I refuse to give out to people, since the last thing this man needs is publicity.
by Shawn PuppyStomper December 9, 2008
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The forgotten Prince of Hell, Thomas Michael Fucking Conner. He is one of the most feared beings in the Milky Way with his shit infested asshole, smegma filled penis, and unwashed cum hands. If you hear his autistic screech "Cheeeeeaassseeee" or "sup niaggaer" you better hightail the hell outta there or he'll force himself to suck your dick. If you do refuse his dick sucking he'll reply with "I'm this close to kicking your ass!" in a menacing manor. Don't dare say faggot three times anywhere, or he'll come out of nowhere and stick his smegma infested 3 incher up any of your holes. So keep your eyes peeled if you do say faggot three times in a row.
Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.
Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.
Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.
Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.
Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.
Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.
Girl: "Gosh you're acting like a Thomas Michael Fucking Conner right now Derrick!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"
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A society where jaws rule, social status is defined by the length and breadth of the chin, and all imaginative uses of the mandible are not only promoted, but encouraged.
The Fellowship of Chinnerdom - A model of society for the future...
A society where jaws rule, social status is defined by the length and breadth of the chin, and all imaginative uses of the mandible are not only promoted, but encouraged.
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"I am a member of The Fellowship of Chinnerdom" - meaning "I am a big chinned Chinner, and if you don't let me express my chinly freedom, I am going to chin your sorry ass!"
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Get the Chinner mug.a form of desperate seduction when under the influence of alcohol. not to be confused with an angry willis, the drunk conner is done with the use of a cell phone. the person utilizing the drunk conner first steals the cell phone of his target and purposely calls his own phone to secretively get the girl's number. then, at the end of the night, the seducer texts the target,"you're hot," as a last ditch effort to get some but ultimately fails.
Guy: Hey can I have your number?
Girl: No
(Guy discretely takes girl's phone and dials his own phone to get her number)
At the end of the night...
(Girl receives text message)
Girl: I got a text message!
Girl#2: What does it say!?
Girl: YOU'RE HOT
Girl#2: Oh no, looks like he just a pulled a drunk conner on you
Girl: No
(Guy discretely takes girl's phone and dials his own phone to get her number)
At the end of the night...
(Girl receives text message)
Girl: I got a text message!
Girl#2: What does it say!?
Girl: YOU'RE HOT
Girl#2: Oh no, looks like he just a pulled a drunk conner on you
by robert decker January 11, 2008
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