Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.

"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"

by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 17, 2023

catchering

Analyzing too deeply into someone's actions as if they had nearly as much symbolism as the novel, Catcher in the Rye, by JD Salinger, which included a scene where Holden slips on peanut shells down a flight of stairs to symbolize his descent into madness

Cunt Aunt: Why were you doing that?
Mom: Doing what?
Cunt Aunt: You were scrunching your nose as you entered the door as a sign of disgust towards the humble abode I invited you into
Me: Or--and this is just a theory--her nose was itchy and you're just catchering her

by PinkGradientMan December 14, 2018

Cream catcher

Another word for panties

*looking in bra and underwear drawer*
“Man it looks like I need to buy myself some new cream catchers”

by Ermmaeads July 13, 2021

Disease-Catcher

Someone who goes out without a mask in order to catch the common coronavirus.

Too many Disease-Catchers in the store. I’ll go this evening.

by Kim song dune August 16, 2020

bud catcher

someone who only hangs out with people so they can get free weed. like a bug catcher except they metaphorically catch bud through people so they can get high for free constantly and also fill their crippling loneliness by hanging out with people

"dude, he is such a bud catcher. all he does is chill with those dudes from school so he can get stoned because he hates his brother harry"

by diiversal May 27, 2016

Catcher

Catcher is a strong guy with a soft heart. Catcher is athletic most of the times but also can be lazy at poo t is his life. He is intelligent, he is very funny, he has a very different personality that everyone loves.

Catcher wait up!

by Rpbaseball July 28, 2019

catcher

a person in baseball or softball that has a huge ass and plays behind the plate

dang that catcher got a big ass

by haps coco jays dance September 7, 2021