calcufuckor

A calculator when used as dildo

Me: Here's a calculator
Her: Let me show you how to use it as a calcufuckor
*I pant rapidly and my heart rates shoots through the roof*

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

Callum

This guy is either a quiet nerd or is an absolute dick. He's most likely gay or has anger issues. He is probably a loner or a popular guys' best friend. He's got major issues. If he is from America he's probably a nerd, if he's from the UK he's a dick-nerd, if he's from Australia, he's most likely a dick.

"Hi I'm new! What's your name?" "Callum." *leaves the school*

by georgia_potato November 14, 2021

CALCUNARY

PROVIDES RELATIONAL DEFINITENESS OF ANYTHING WHICH CAN BE DEFINED UTILIZING PERCENTAGES EXCLUSIVELY, INCLUDING PROVIDING CROSS REFERENCING SUPPORTING DENOMINATION VALUES OF QUAD(4)/SEDENARY(6)/TENARY(10) AS PRIME VALUES, WITH DUPLET(2) BASED BACK COMPATIBILITY IF NEEDED.

Thanks to the new CALCUNARY we now can understand comparisons of “this is to that to this to that” up to the powers of quadrillions!

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR December 1, 2021

Callum

Callum is a whale cocked alpha male who will take yo bitch. Hide yo mom hide yo bitch, Callum takes them all (He will also take your dad)

Person 1: Callum is sexy
Person 2: Yes

by Callumissexy December 2, 2021

Callum Darke

Your mother’s favourite music producer

Callum Darke = Best Music Producer

by Callum Darke December 19, 2021

Callum moloney

Callum moloney (aka moloney) is a pikey who’s house goes 50 down the motor way. His house has tires, a steering wheel and a hand break. Moloney’s nanny fell out the window and she lives in dun laoghaire with the council rats

County council lawyer ‘ wasn’t Callum moloney meant to be evicted’
Dlr man ‘ they drove away

by Facts 11 April 7, 2022

Calculus

The closest atheists will ever be to Hell.

Following laws preventing cruel and unusual punishment, civilians no longer have the ability to be sentenced to calculus.

by spaghet clown November 8, 2022