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Coochie Conundrum

Wanting to clap a female, but both of you are under orders to stay home. Coined by Grant Johnson
Grant was in a real coochie conundrum when he couldn't go out and clap.
by Dr. Longnuts April 7, 2020
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coochie-itis

Severe addiction with coochies. Symptoms include:
rubbing your buttocks constantly
A deep liking for the smell of fart
Excessive twerking
Overuse of words relating to the butt
Obsession with peppa pig.
"Did you hear about Sarah?"
"oh my gosh, what about her?"
"She has coochie-itis! its all over newspapers!'
"We better stay away Pinkiepie."
by TheRealEnsychopledia May 6, 2020
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coochie cotton

pads/tampons for girls when its their time of the month.
Hey, you got any coochie cotton?
by snug as a bug in a rug September 24, 2020
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coochie man

by lmao good boi November 2, 2020
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coochie killer

The self-given name for the guy at the gym who thinks he's the shit, but usually isn't.
Jason: I'm the coochie killer...
Everyone else: ...
by 2legit2queef February 22, 2021
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coochie battle

When two idiots get together and battle it out coochie style.
“Let’s coochie battle right now- coochie love, coochie hate”
“BET- coochie fence, coochie gate”
by Sociopathic_octonaut February 26, 2021
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Coochie Spiders

The spiders that crawl in dirty people coochie when they sleep naked
“I heard that bitch Destiny got coochie spiders”
by Spidergat February 26, 2021
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