Corked It

the act of passing the fuck out due to exhaustion

Ryon: Where were you last night?
Dylan: I corked it

by 30YearOldSeaHorse January 26, 2020

The Cork

When you take a fat girthy solid shit. Immediately after the solid shit, liquid explosive diarrhea comes out. Resembling popping the cork on a bottle of champagne, except with ones anus and fecal matter.

Be careful! I just released The Cork in that bathroom, the toilet bowl is a mess now!

by Weena Chong July 5, 2022

Cork punch

When a woman forgets to pull out a tampon and you stick it in.

I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.

by Pony tank 69 August 10, 2019

Corking it

Where a man places his penis into his partner and ejaculates inside, not pulling out letting the semen ferment inside the to ensure that his partner will become pregnant.

Ie: Jacob was making love to Elizabeth and told her he was going to be corking it tonight, so they can have a child.

by Howdybro June 10, 2020

cork

A big dick tall motherfucker

Did you meet my friend Cork

by agunsfohbg[s0rdghbf nqa0dfnb s November 21, 2023

Otto Corked

When you spell something right but autocorrect decides to replace it with something completely inappropriate, enigmatic or grammatically or semantically incorrect and you don't notice until RIGHT as you hit send.

"I'm looking forward to your visit but I'm so glad it's tomorrow since that gives me a chance to clean the diarrhea."

"OMG, I MEANT DISHES. CLEAN THE DISHES. I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA! I was OTTO CORKED!"

or

"So happy the air gone."

"OMG I MEANT THEY'RE. Otto hates me."

or

"I love being sunriver where I can be myself."

"Somewhere. SOMEWHERE! What is even Sunriver?!? WTF, Otto?!?"

or

"I ight to be home later."

"What?!? Is 'ight' even a word below the Mason Dixon line? I meant OUGHT. Otto Corked thinks I'm a redneck."

by Skwirlgurl November 19, 2021

Cunt cork

A tampon

Hey do you have a cunt cork, got my rag?

by Josey Mahoney May 9, 2020