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Clifftify

To take an ordinary electronic document or website and make it--as if by magic--technically perfect and exceedingly compelling. Also, Cliftification, Clifftactiousness
Clifftify My new webpage is so drab and ordinary. I hope I can get it Cliftified before my boss sees it.
by kmackdog October 30, 2012
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cliff in the cave

A visible piece of food stuck or wedged in between teeth.
Yo bro, you've got a cliff in the cave, better get it out before you see Julie.

Dude that is the largest cliff in the cave I've ever seen.
by The H-Master October 22, 2014
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cliff hucker

A Cliff Hucker, not to be confused with a cliff fucker, is someone who lives to jump off of cliffs, drops, or ridges. Cliff Huckers is are commonly associated with skiing and snowboarding, but they are also associated with mountain biking and kayaking. Cliff Hucker are typically adrenaline junkies who look for increasingly challenging hucks. Their activities can be dangerous, if not deadly, if performed incorrectly. The word Cliff Hucker is a noun while cliff hucking is the verb.
Dude, I rode the lift with two Cliff Huckers this morning and all they talked about were the hucks they hit coming off of the Highline Ridge and Kachina Peak...
by cliffhucker. December 22, 2015
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Cliffhanger

klif-hang-er
noun

1. A pesky and unfinished turd that will require a second trip to the toilet in the near future to finish the job.

2. When your first poop comes to an end and you just don't have the patience to sit on the bowl and contemplate life until the second wave of brown bananas start to fall from the tree.

3. A crap that has been cut short due to any variation of misfortune. Like when you are in a public restroom and some inconsiderate Viking is hammering away on the bathroom door. You can be sure that you've just had a cliffhanger when moments after you close up shop and wash your hands the bubble guts start brewing again. This feeling will be accompanied by a complex emotional reaction including a complete sense of failure and worthlessness at achieving your attempted task, AND a foreboding and ominous worry about the events that are soon to unfold.

4. When your first poop gives you the impression that there is going to be a sequel. However, most sequels are looked forward to with happy anticipation, like Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King or Finding Dory. This is not that. It's gonna be a fucking abortion like Anchorman 2.
Oh man dude.. that crap was an absolute cliffhanger. I fear for the safety of my tighty whities. Mount shitmore is percolating and the brown lava is ready to flow bruh.
by Gandalf Greybeard August 7, 2017
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Cliffin

Bullshitting , not being serious , joshin around etc
by Rdog4002 September 22, 2017
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cliffgurt

an asian water monitor with wings and spikes
by cliffgurt February 13, 2018
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Clifford Syndrome

A crazy condition in which animals grow much bigger than expected due to lots of love and a happy, healthy environment! This is what happened to Clifford the Big Red Dog! This is not the same situation where a regular pig is sold as a tea cup pig and ends up 4x the size that it was suppose to be. This is where a dog grows up to be much bigger than the rest of his litter or a dwarf rabbit isn't much of a dwarf but the rest of the litter is!
Alex: I thought you said your dog was a Mini - Schnauzer?

Michael: He is! Well, he's suppose to be.... I saw both his parents and he's about 8 inches taller than both of them. He's way bigger than his brothers and sisters too! Guess it was all the love and puppy treats.

Alex: Lol, sounds like clifford syndrome!
by fairybitz#1 May 15, 2018
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