cart bitch

In competitive tf2, due to his double capture rate, Scout is glued to the payload 90% of the time.

Med: We have to cap fast
Scout: I don't wanna be a cart bitch
Med: Don't be a scunt and do it.

by getdasushi August 5, 2019

Carsyn

A 5’5” Curly Burnett, with green/blue eyes. She loves hanging out with her small group of friends and having a good time. She is very outgoing and has a great sense of humor. Carsyn likes to party but she only drinks vodka. She doesn’t give fuck about what people think of her. If you know a Carsyn you’re pretty damn lucky.

Carsyn is awesome.

by Bethany74837 January 30, 2020

Cart o’clock

The time when you’re about to rip le cart

Guy 1: Who got nic?
Guy 2: Shut up bitch it’s Cart o’clock

by Le bunz September 1, 2020

Carky Marky

Also known as Carcass Marcus or COVID Carky. A Carky Marky appears everywhere especially when you don’t want to see them. They are the life of the party but have little to no social skills. At night they cry into a pillow because they have no friends but “the boys” which is their cult. They have crystal and Jesus fetishes. If you know one don’t let them go, they spice stuff up.

Carsten and Gabe: Our next class starts soon

Carky Marky: Lets go boys 💅✨

by HHJONGTUVIO October 6, 2021

Carly Babe Summer

As a remix to Summer of 2021’s “Carly Bae Summer”, Summer of 2022 will be spent once again worshiping the iconic pop queen Carly Rae Jepsen. This summer will be spent truly diving deep into her complex ideology of iconic songs such as “Call Me Maybe” “I really like you” “cut to the feeling” “run away with me” and “store”. L.I.T’s will spend the summer studying and performing lifeguard scenarios based on the queen herself. At the end of the summer every counselor must present a 7 hour report on the queen and why she is our great messiah. Why Summer 2022? Because this summer I can’t be gatekept by those dog shit managers from last summer 💪

“This summer is Lowkey boring again”
“Dude once again you’re fucking stupid, ITS CARLY BABE SUMMER, buy a new JBL since they ruined your one last summer and GET TO WORSHIPPING”

by GagaThumper496 February 6, 2022

cart possum

A typically homeless person often found scurrying around at night, often with a shopping cart. They can be seen darting across the street at night, usually in dark clothing, and may hiss when spoken to. They have been reported to "play dead" behind dumpsters and gas stations during the day.

"Yo, slow down!! You almost hit that Cart Possum!"

by FFnytro September 20, 2022

Cartaglia

Cartaglia, aka the 'Tartaglia Copypasta' is a copypasta about Tartaglia from Genshin Impact. It explains how Tartaglia (or now Cartaglia) is love, Tartaglia is life, and Tartaglia is so gender.

ex: "Cartaglia is the most gender concept in existence, every day I wake up and look forward to seeing the cartaglia, he is my bbg, my sunshine, light of my life. I have a shrine dedicated to cartaglia and every day I offer the souls of children to him. I can only aspire to be half as gender as cartaglia. If anything happened to cartaglia I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. I am cartagliasexual and proud. I am the first sage of cartaglia. I am officially coming out as transtagliagender and my gender is cartaglia, my pronouns are tar/tagalicious

send this to 10 friends within 10 minutes or you will lose all apples to keep dottore away

send back if you wanna keep ur apples"

Person one: Cartaglia is the most gender concept in existence, every day I wake up and look forward to seeing the cartaglia, he is my bbg, my sunshine, light of my life. I have a shrine dedicated to cartaglia and every day I offer the souls of children to him. I can only aspire to be half as gender as cartaglia. If anything happened to cartaglia I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. I am cartagliasexual and proud. I am the first sage of cartaglia. I am officially coming out as transtagliagender and my gender is cartaglia, my pronouns are tar/tagalicious



send this to 10 friends within 10 minutes or you will lose all apples to keep dottore away

send back if you wanna keep ur apples

Person two: Wowowowow this is my whole personality now lemme have my apples

by RatherSleepThanStayAwake May 1, 2023