Hot Carl

When a man shits on another mans face

Yo bro, lemme give you a hot carl

by Joeef February 7, 2022

carl-hugo

A hell of a guy, and will also probably fuck you up with his golf club. Carl-Hugo is a sexy beast who everyone thinks is gay but in reality he gets hella bitches.

*guy 1* you heard about that guy Carl-Hugo?
*guy 2* yeah, I heard he fucked that girl Britney last night!
*guy 1* no homo bro but like he’s really sexy.
*guy 2* yeah bro I know.

by VibeChecker420 January 16, 2020

carl steamer

Someone shits on ur face and sits on it rocking back and forth like a steam roller.

She asked for a hot Carl and I surprised her with a Carl steamer instead.

by Hrwhitedog August 23, 2016

Carl-Fredrick

Polish slang for "ginger kid".

A tiny boy with red hair,freckles and a huge smile on.
commonly made fun of at the schoolyard,and pushed around alot.

often prone to mental illness at an adult age.

derived from the polish hit musical

"Dwa spory damski,jeden papuzi taj Carl-Fredrick"
by polish writer/actress Lyubov Polishchuk.
a musical about a collective of two women whom needs a third to pay rent.gets a man named Carl-Fredrick.and after discovering his negative side,tries in a numerous funny ways to get rid of him.to no avail.

Carl-Fredrick is also often shorted down to Carlyfonz wich is synonymous with a place behind the outhouse,held of as a quick piss stop.

dude 1: what is the matter with me?I cant seem to get any ladyfriends.

dude 2:offcause not yo foo!yo is a carl-fredrick,Carl-Fredricks getz no poon!

or

girl 1:haha look at that fool.

girl 2:yeah,he is a redhaired,uglyass,Carl-Fredrick,thats for sure!

Marianne:"it seems this,Carl-Fredrick is in our lives,to stay(drop beat)"

by -The Hot Dog December 15, 2009

Angry Carl

The act of shitting diarrhia in a tube sock and finding the nearest person to smack in the face with the mud surprise! Be sure to tie off the open end of the sock and wear a face mask! Shit shrapnell is not cool.

"I just gave the homeless guy on the curb an Angry Carl! He got really shitty about it to!"

by Jack-N-Off May 6, 2010

Atomic Carl

An Atomic Carl is when you actually get your head up someone or somethings asshole, and you get your cranium forced out ahead of the feces.

Ron the elephant trainer got his noggin in "Susie" the elephants behind at exactly the right time for his first Atomic Carl.

by Fringegolfer July 24, 2008

Salty Carl

Two lesbians piss on each other's pile of shit (must be three feet high), roll around in it repeatedly then scissor, while a man named Carl cums in one's ear. Then a Mexican masked pro-wrestler jumps on the fatter lesbian's stomach and head dives into the skinnier lesbian's pussy. Then she performs a Mexican masked pro-wrestler child birth into previously stated pile of shit and piss.

Two lesbians piss on each other's pile of shit (must be three feet high), roll around in it repeatedly then scissor, while a man named Carl cums in one's ear. Then a Mexican masked pro-wrestler jumps on the fatter lesbian's stomach and head dives into the skinnier lesbian's pussy. Then she performs a Mexican masked pro-wrestler child birth into previously stated pile of shit and piss. Now you've performed the "Salty Carl."

by Carlz Salty May 5, 2014