gender affirming care

Euphemism for puberty blockers given to underage children for non legitimate gender dysphoria.

Gender affirming care should be immoral, amoral and illegal. Oh and not to mention anti religion and anti biology.

by Sexydimma August 24, 2022

Health Care Reform

A Big Fucking Deal

"Hey, Health Care Reform is a big fucking deal"
"okay Joe"

by Quackers3378 April 1, 2010

Self-care package

A one-box shipment from Amazon that features several treats you ordered for yourself.

“Just ordered a candle, new face wash, and paper towels. Gonna be a nice self-care package when it comes on Sunday.”

by Blue Collar Bandit February 28, 2021

Day Care Cold

Day Care Cold – Office colds that keep getting passed around, and which originate with contagious staff whose kids got sick at day care, that Petri dish of all office illnesses.

Thanks to sick Cindy, who takes her kids to day care, I have a Day Care Cold, and I will never really get well. As soon as I get over it, I will catch it again from someone else.

by #iamthe53 October 16, 2011

massachusetts care package

The skeletal remains of Johnny Appleseed along with dried out tea bags that have been exposed to salty water.

Ah! My Massachusetts Care Package is here! Lovely! Time to reenact the best time in history!

by Bryce412 July 29, 2017

yeah but who care

that fat feeling when no one care lol

person: lol you know that “lol fish” in 27 Jump Street that says “Me llamo J E F F”
me lol: yeah but who care

by ledankememez October 27, 2018

take care of business

when your gal not too tidy below the belt line.

Bill: Hey honey, how about a good soak in the tub ?

Julie: No I'm all good, been sitting on a heated car seat all the way home after a long day's work.

Bill: Catch you tomorrow then when you take care of business.

by cut the cards November 26, 2022