Canadian Baguette

The act of filling your partner's ass with mapple sirup then puttin your penis in it and making your partner suck it.

I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Baguette yesterday because she was nice and stayed in the kitchen all day she appreciated the treat.

by Tchando November 23, 2020

Canadian Finger

A razor-sharp icicle of frozen piss, that can be inserted up one's anus, vagina, and or urethra.

I went outside to take a leak don't ya know, and I made myself a Canadian finger for later.

by Curious Canadian January 30, 2021

Canadian Napalm

When you microwave Maple Syrup and get 7th degree burns when you spill it on yourself.

Ahhhh! I Canadian Napalmed myself microwaving the pancake syrup.

by muffkin July 15, 2013

Canadian Flagpole

The act of taking a hockey stick and thrusting it up another individual's anus.

"listen Jared, if you don't shut up i'm going to turn you into a Canadian Flagpole."

by GLHM November 29, 2011

Canadian bicyclist

Anyone who visits a winery tasting room but doesn't buy any wine. (People riding bicycles generally don't buy wine because they can't carry it, and Canadians are the worst because you can't even ship wine to Canada.)

One winery tasting room worker to another: "How were sales over the weekend?"

Reply: "Shitty. Nothing but a bunch of Canadian bicyclists."

by Redneck Lawyer December 30, 2011

Canadian drive-by

Getting really drunk and throwing snowballs from a car at pedestrians, because guns are dangerous and illegal.

I was hammered last night, so I pulled a Canadian drive-by on some plug in a Habs jersey. Got kicked out of the cab, threw up and pissed myself, but I think I came out on top.

by CanadianHoser November 2, 2011

Canadian Classics

The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.

You're a beauty.

Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?

Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?

Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?

by Bobby Beauty April 20, 2020