Calvin

Calvin's are a subspecies of homosapiens that are book smart but actually really dumb, clumsy, and slightly a jackass. The species is also commonly and calmly a silly little lesbian. He also can't spell.

Calvin is dead to me
Calvin is really cool

by Calvinsuxdic December 1, 2023

Calvin

Stoner bitch

Who is that high male? Its Calvin!

by bitchasshoe3 December 21, 2022

Calvin

Crusty turd booster(aka: crusty turd edger).

What the hell are doin over there Calvin.

by WynnBros January 31, 2025

CALVIN

Calvin is an angsty guy who occasionally homie hops. He storms around the neighborhood being a creep and is typically a downer but can sometimes bring some excitement. He has a weird attraction to his family members specifically his sister. Overall Clavin is a unique individual who tries hard but isn't that hard.

You really are a calvin

by Potatoes03 August 9, 2022

Calvin

someone that has a FAT ass

sheesh look at that absolute dumptruck, he must be a Calvin.

by sheepdog316 November 23, 2021

calvin's penis

belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.

Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.

by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021