online call of duty

the most toxic place to be in

gaemer1: lets play online call of duty

gmer2: sure
some minutes later
gamer1: i feel like ive gotten radiated thirty times
gamerr2: same

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 10, 2022

call of duty mobile

A controversial mobile game that has decent battle royale and interesting MP game modes. The controversy starts with ranked MP as it's known that the game is using a highly controversial EOMM (engagement optimised matchmaking) system instead of a fairer SBMM (skill based matchmaking. Another spark of controversy is 'mythic' weapons and skins that cost real money. They perform no better than the vanilla weapons, only produce special effects when an enemy is killed with the mythic version. One of the best gamemodes in my opinion is BR in Alcatraz and is one of the only reasons I keep codm installed on my phone. The non ranked MP is decent enough. But ranked MP is a controversial and rigged mess.

Battle royale in Alcatraz is the only decent game mode in call of duty mobile. Ranked team deathmatch can be thousands of times more difficult than doom on ultra nightmare difficulty.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing February 1, 2025

Call of Duty

9 year old online daycare.

9 year old's mom: dude you gotta go to school
9 year old: no, call of duty.

by orbein October 12, 2023

Call of Duty: Barack Ops

The result of having Barack Obama in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Person A: Hey, would you like to have Call of Duty: Barack Ops on August 4?
Person B: No thanks.

by Twight0931 March 18, 2017

Call of Duty

A sexual act where you hide in the corner of a room until someone walks in and then you jump on them and have sex with them while calling them the N word and then when you're finished all your friends break in through the windows and doors and rob them of all their belongings.

Brad keeps calling me a camper because I call of duty 'd him at the frat party the other night.

by MarcusJStrong December 5, 2023

call of duty modern warfare 4

A shitty FPS from the Call of Duty series where there is literally only one good mission (yeah the sniping one) and in multiplayer you get killed by a grenade before the screen even lights up.

~ Hey bro let's play some Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4
– Nah it's shit man

by JigglesTheDog June 26, 2017

Call Of Duty

when boys play it at 3 am, they all turn racist and spit out racist slurs with no backlash, they go all out with no boundaries. You have been warned

*3 am playing Call Of Duty*
Boy 1: OMG THIS GUYS A N*****
Boy 2: STOPP KILLING ME YOU N*****
Boy 3: NOOB KILLER STOP YOU F****** R***** N*****

by Myyotic April 20, 2022