Burrito Gauntlet

n. when a person crawls past two lines of men ejaculating on his/her face, and at the end of the lines (s)he is slapped with a hot piping bean burrito.

1. "That person was an asshole! We should make him run the burrito gauntlet." - Oscar

2. Amanda: "Sally, why is your face so red?"

Sally: "Surprisingly burritos can leave marks."

Amanda: "Burrito Gauntlet?"

Sally: "Yeah."

by Doucheow December 13, 2010

side burrito

1. A side dish offered by the convenience store Wawa.
2. A side piece, but more short and sqwat.

"I'll have a chicken parm with a side burrio please."
"I hope my girlfriend doesn't find out about my side burrito."

by theskoontz May 15, 2017

Chicken burritos

Definition 1: The best food in the whole wide world
Definition 2: The favourite food of Anti.social.club6

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-Ravioli

Me and the boys eating chicken burritos

by Anti.Social.Club6 June 21, 2019

Burrito Mama'

A woman of hispanic origin whose oversized butt is squished into jeans far too small for her excess flab. They are usually accompanied by several screaming children and swing their hips vociferously, as if to attract another mate.

Person 1: "Did you see the butt on that Burrito Mama'"
Person 2: "Yeah, she should lay off the beans, if she farts those pants will rip."

by 60 Central March 20, 2008

Flavoring the burrito

Gerund phrase: when one is in bed and wraps him or herself in covers or a zipped-up sleeping bag and then proceeds to rip ass.

When sharing a bed with a sexy lady after a long night of drinking, flavoring the burrito instead of sharing a blanket could help get Jace a second date.

by Shreadhead February 07, 2014

California Burrito

A delicious and best burrito found in Faxican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, Guacamole and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Sour cream may be substituted for guacamole, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter.

"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"

by nunnyo January 12, 2013

Bean Burrito

Two hot chicks scissoring their engorged beans under a warm blanket on the couch.

She invited me for for Netflix and a bean burrito.

I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 07, 2019