bunk

The strongest material on Earth. Becomes a sludgy brown when in liquid form.

That door is made of pure bunk!

by st1nky_b0y October 29, 2019

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gunk bunk

A type of bunk bed where mattresses are simply placed atop one another with people lodged or “gunked” in between.

Guy 1: yo this sleeping arrangement is gonna suck if we all want to sleep in here, there just isn’t enough room.

Guy 2: oh, we should just do a gunk bunk

Guy 1: oh, facts

by Bedding Enthusiast August 7, 2021

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Bunk Monk

Military slang for - Someone who spends too much time by themselves (alone) in their one man room (bunk) with the door closed and possibly locked!!

Corporal to soldier “Oi, Pte Evans 512, where is Pte Jones 627?”. Pte Evans to Corporal”Sorry Cpl, I don’t know but if I had to guess he is probably making like a Bunk Monk back in the Accommodation Block”

by Le Brun October 13, 2021

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Gunk Bunk

A bunk bed where human beings are sandwiched between. Essentially when one mattress is placed atop a mattress that already has people sleeping on it.

Dude 1: Yo this sleeping arrangement isn’t gonna work we gotta figure something out.

Guy 2: Oh why don’t we do a good ole fashioned gunk bunk.

Guy 3: Bomb idea.

by Bedding Enthusiast August 7, 2021

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