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Bitter Bollocks

A phrase commonly used to describe the cold weather outside as cold weather outside causes a male's testicles to become a lot tighter and move closer to the body. A phrase usually used when it is colder than usual this phrase describes the way a mans/boys testicles bollocks will shrivel up and become very small when cold. Every time it is cold this happens to a boy which is one of the reasons why they always have their hands down their pants. The testicles are shrivelled, tighter, harder and very cold and only warm heat will make them dangle again. The testicles correspond with the penis as the penis also shrinks and becomes a lot smaller when it is freezing or when a boy is outside in cold weather shrinkage. Basically when a boy is outside in cold weather his whole genitals are very small as a boys whole genitals shrink when they are cold but the term 'bitter bollocks' specifically relates to the testicles shrinking.
by urban_finder January 29, 2019
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Stephen Bullock

The actual best ever.

See: sexy intelligent caring the bomb
Stephen Bullock is potentially the greatest asset the team has right now.
by xSing4Lifexx May 31, 2019
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Daniel Bullock

A Rat Jimmy Timmy who keeps asking where her calculator is and thinks a grain of sand moving at the speed of light will not kill.

Thinks Kane is the superest, coolest, awesomest and epicest best bud ever.

Has a crush on a certain Red Panda.
*Daniel Bullock stares with malicious intent*
HEEEEE-YAAAAA!

*Stabs an unfortunate soul in the hand with a pen*
by PapaKrabbz November 25, 2019
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Soppy Bollocks

Someone displaying the behaviour of a Matthew Leonard or a Kyle Willman
by dardyarty November 1, 2019
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Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect
(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘
by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020
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Reggie Bullock

Got his nickname taken from him by Cleveland Cavaliers young phenom Collin Sexton. The nickname was "young bull"
Reggie bullock, Knicks starting SF, at times, he is splish splash from three!!!
by Mowaffles February 27, 2021
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