Bitter Bollocks

A phrase commonly used to describe the cold weather outside as cold weather outside causes a male's testicles to become a lot tighter and move closer to the body. A phrase usually used when it is colder than usual this phrase describes the way a mans/boys testicles bollocks will shrivel up and become very small when cold. Every time it is cold this happens to a boy which is one of the reasons why they always have their hands down their pants. The testicles are shrivelled, tighter, harder and very cold and only warm heat will make them dangle again. The testicles correspond with the penis as the penis also shrinks and becomes a lot smaller when it is freezing or when a boy is outside in cold weather shrinkage. Basically when a boy is outside in cold weather his whole genitals are very small as a boys whole genitals shrink when they are cold but the term 'bitter bollocks' specifically relates to the testicles shrinking.

It is bitter bollocks today.

by urban_finder January 29, 2019

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Stephen Bullock

The actual best ever.

See: sexy intelligent caring the bomb

Stephen Bullock is potentially the greatest asset the team has right now.

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Daniel Bullock

A Rat Jimmy Timmy who keeps asking where her calculator is and thinks a grain of sand moving at the speed of light will not kill.

Thinks Kane is the superest, coolest, awesomest and epicest best bud ever.

Has a crush on a certain Red Panda.

*Daniel Bullock stares with malicious intent*
HEEEEE-YAAAAA!

*Stabs an unfortunate soul in the hand with a pen*

by PapaKrabbz November 25, 2019

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