blatchley

A non heroic man who doesn't like anyone and is most of the time not hit puberty till his twenty and in most cases will be a douche

That dude was Blatchley

by Fakingmcfaker April 6, 2017

blaty

A kind of god

blaty is ma god

by messiblutyblaty April 7, 2017

blatency

When the beer is late. The lag time between ordering the beer and receiving it.

Bro, so much blatency! I ordered the beer 10 minutes ago

by Hattick October 31, 2017

belated

To be late on purpose so your mention is noticed more

Happy belated birthday

by mikemx55 March 10, 2018

Belated bern

A feeling of

*wanting to work for
*play a role in
*get involved in
*vote for
*feeling a can win
*a general feeling of pro for candidate and there policies

After the election is long over.

Guy 1: Hey dude i got a belated bern for the bernie sanders campaign!

Guy: but the election was a year ago!

by Theamazinggeek March 13, 2018

blatter

A verb used to describe a blatantly self-serving action which shows a complete disregard for ethics, fair play, and common decency.

Mike blattered all the donation money on strippers and Swiss chocolate. OR The dictator took all the rice donated by Oxfam and blattered it out to his cronies to re-sell at a steep profit.

by stayinskoolpdx May 21, 2018

Bilateral Collateral Whiz

Bilateral collateral whiz(male oriented).....when you go to whiz and a pubic hair has become lodged at the end of your weiner,bisecting the “hole”.this causes whiz to come out multidirectionally,missing the toilet and often soaking the floor

When my wife slipped on the toilet floor due to my bilateral collateral whiz from evening before,I knew I was in trouble!

by bruno gaboni June 21, 2018