Connected buttholes

When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose

Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.

by I got ligma December 19, 2018

butthole minigolf

The act of using a putter to hit a golf ball into the gaping anus of a woman with her legs spread apart.

She must be good a butthole minigolf with an ass that big.

by KittenTamer November 28, 2016

Butthole Banjo

When a person has a string tied to their big toe and the other on to a butt plug inserting the butt plug in their anus, and proceeding to play a one string melody while they pleasure themselves.

“I was astounded after walking in on Johnny playing the Butthole Banjo in my bathroom.”

by Butthole Banjo Wizard November 22, 2020

Butthole McNugget

A small nub filled with blood clots protruding from the anus.; aka, piles, a hemorrhoid. Ass on fire. Spicy Butthole McNuggets may require surgery.

My girlfriend, a vegetarian, was tossing my salad when she screamed after tasking my Butthole McNugget.

After eating at McDonald's 27 straight days, my turds turned to stone and I had to strain so hard that Butthole McNuggets grew on my anus.

by bookfraud April 7, 2015

Butthole Safari

A dangerous expedition undertaken by a man in which he attempts to have anal sex with as many woman as possible within one night

Jake: "Where's John? He's been having sex all night!"

Bryan: "He's on a butthole safari."

Jake: "Ahh shit." (no pun intended)

by ElSnowman June 18, 2014

Mother Butthole

mother butthole the condition your butthole is left in, after bearing a child(ren).

“I told my Gf not to be shy, because I’ve seen all of her, including her Mother Butthole..”

by Akghmr November 20, 2019

saggy butthole

a dylan, dylan is a saggy butthole

person one: oh, hi saggy butthole!
dylan: whos that?
person one: you!

by soodooo April 11, 2021