Making Brownies

A heinous act of revenue which involves shitting into a dryer and then turning it on.

Bro 1: "Dude, these frat bros at this party are dicks."
Bro 2: "Agreed, that's why I'm making brownies before I leave"
Bro 1: "I got a big one brewing, I'll join you."

by konnichiwa_this August 19, 2022

brownie crumbs

Dried up diarrhea under the toilet seat that is not found for days. When it is found, it looks like brownie crumbs.

My wife was so pissed that she had to clean up my brownie crumbs again.

by supersab September 16, 2010

Night Brownie

Knocking someone out to the point of unconsciousness, and as there laying on their back, you aggressively shit in there mouth. As the shit overflows you take your two fingers and use them as a plunger pushing your fingers in and out of there mouth .

Im about to hit this mfker with a night brownie

by monkeynutsonbigchoppas June 15, 2023

Cosmic Brownie

Clearly a cosmic brownie is a pot brownie that makes you so high that your flying through the cosmos. Hence the term (cosmic brownie)

"Woah, mann you gotta try one of these cosmic brownies. They're out of this worlllllld!"

by Daysthenamielover September 13, 2017

hash brownies

very like ordinary chocolate brownies but with "special" ingredients. not to be left around people with the munchies.

"wooooooooo, these brownies are totallllly cooooooooool" *everything suddenly becomes very funny*

by itcreaks June 28, 2004

The Brownie Diet

A diet that encourages the person on it to bake and consume nothing but brownies. Morning, noon, and night. Apparently, some world renowned chef on The Food Network mentioned this was the diet that helped Oprah lose weight, and keep it off, and thus, launched this obscure and disgusting diet into unrelenting popularity amongst bitter, resentful, chocolate obsessed fat chicks, who are just too lazy to try and lose weight the old fashion way: with exercise, and a normal, healthy diet.

Girl 1: "What the hell are you eating?"
Girl 2: "Brownies! Tee hee!"
Girl 1: "Brownies? You weigh at least 250 pounds! That's the last thing you should be eating!"
Girl 2: "Tee hee! I'm on the Brownie Diet! Oprah got skinny on it and I'm going to do the same! Tee hee!"
Girl 1: "You have got to be kidding me."
Girl 2: "Nope! TEE HEE! I'm a pretty, pretty sunflower, and I'm going to be a pretty pretty thin sunflower soon!"
Girl 1: "You're going to be a landing strip at the airport if you stay on that disgusting diet."
Girl 2: "Nuh uh! TEE HEE!!!! BROWNIES! WHEE!"
Girl 1: "Airhead."
Girl 2: "CHOCOLATE! WHEE!"
Girl 1: "3 words: gastric bypass surgery."
Girl 2: "Huh?"
Girl 1: "Nothing. Here, have another brownie."
Girl 2: "OK! Tee hee! Pretty pretty sunflower! On my "off" day, I'm allowed to have anything I want, but I think I'll just eat brownies that day, too!"

by Sucks2BU January 5, 2005

Special Brownie

A cake like sweet that has copious amounts of chocolate in it, and something else. Normally, the "something else" is weed.

Fred: "Hey, Shaggy?"
Shaggy: "Yes?"
Fred:"Can I have one of your special brownies?"
Shaggy: "Sure."
Fred: *munches it*
Also Fred:*starts sweating*
Fred again: "Shaggy this isn't weed"

by YipDipPotatoChip June 4, 2018