Jew Breakfast

When you go into a hotel and pretend that your a guest in order to gain entry to the free continent breakfast, usually stretching as you walk by the front desk indicating that you possibly just woke up.

Lets stop at that Holiday Inn and have ourselves a Jew Breakfast I hear the continental breakfast is awesome but you have to look like you just got up.

by Juls309 March 18, 2015

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

PLS I'M PORTUGUESE AND I DON'T EAT PUSSY IN THE MORNING GOD DAMN! i eat cereal ,pastry , maybe a toast or Portuguese sweets like pastel-de-nata... Anything except pussy eggs 😭

I ate a Portuguese breakfast !
-a what?
Basically a (insert Portuguese pastry)
-cool!

by I live in Spain without the s October 30, 2021

English Breakfast

To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face

Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore

by Dan Rich February 19, 2006

Breakfast Sandwich

Early morning head or Blow job

Baby I need a breakfast sandwich

by ShortyBanGG December 23, 2013

pancake breakfast

When a friend comes to the aid of another friend, and in turn, the act of kindness is re-payed with various sexual acts... said acts are never spoken of as they awkwardly stare at each other the next morning over a (you guessed it) pankcake breakfast.

Hey man, thanks for fixing my car! I owe you a pancake breakfast if you're DTF.

by IKnowThingsAboutYou September 12, 2011

Breakfast Porn

Porn that is watched while eating breakfast. It can only be called Breakfast Porn if it occurs at the first meal of the day.

I think I will grab a bowl of ceral and watch some breakfast porn.

by The Pastamaker February 23, 2007

Finish your breakfast

1. Means to finish what you started.

2. A phrase told to someone who does not know what they are talking about, to aquire more knowledge in what they are saying.

1. Jay-Z: My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast"

1. "I left work early, but I still finished my breakfast"

2. Friend A: Damn, shorty got a fine ass!!

Friend B: What?? homey you better finish your breakfast!!

by WILTORRRRRR October 11, 2010