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Brandon

Brandon is a sus squad member, who loves Fortnite. Brandon's are typically blond and rich, usually own around 7 cats. Brandon is the type of guy who like to touch himself anywhere he goes (like a parking lot). If you date a Brandon and your lucky, his uncle will own 8 McDonalds. If said Brandon is forsure blond, then they will only be referred to as blond choche. One more thing, Brandon's love sus/weird songs. Like songs about 3sums, or 7 positions. The Brandon can also be referred to as a bee. 🐝
"Ooh, is that Brandon with that big cat?"
"You know that him fo"
"I want it"
by XxxToucan SamXxx October 28, 2020
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Brandon

When a service member has sex with another service members spouse or girlfriend.
He was pulling a Brandon when he Russian Flashbanged the new private’s wife.
by Nick Fukqu November 2, 2020
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Brandon

A Brandon is a stupid guy in your Spanish class who continually makes fun of you for being short when your not and is funny sometimes lol 😂
Omg is that a Brandon ahhhhh runnnnnnn
by Destini789 December 23, 2019
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Brandon

Frik u Brandon
by Ice Better September 6, 2021
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Brandon

A transgender snowflake that can’t take any jokes
Person1: you hear about brandon

Person2: you mean that snowflake
by CumSandwitch July 5, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon is a bumb person that gets md at Tom Clancy's Rainboe 6 Seige. he is also bi which not gonna lie seems kinda gay.
"hey where is Brandon"
"he is braking his computer because he just died in R6"
by MontagnefromR6 March 3, 2020
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Brandon

Secretly loves a big dick in his anus he probably the gayest
Brandon had made some wierd movement’s when we went skinny dipping with them females the other night after I had took off my clothes wasn’t too manly
by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020
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