Brandon is a sus squad member, who loves Fortnite. Brandon's are typically blond and rich, usually own around 7 cats. Brandon is the type of guy who like to touch himself anywhere he goes (like a parking lot). If you date a Brandon and your lucky, his uncle will own 8 McDonalds. If said Brandon is forsure blond, then they will only be referred to as blond choche. One more thing, Brandon's love sus/weird songs. Like songs about 3sums, or 7 positions. The Brandon can also be referred to as a bee. 🐝
by XxxToucan SamXxx October 28, 2020

by Nick Fukqu November 2, 2020

A Brandon is a stupid guy in your Spanish class who continually makes fun of you for being short when your not and is funny sometimes lol 😂
by Destini789 December 23, 2019

by CumSandwitch July 5, 2021

Brandon is a bumb person that gets md at Tom Clancy's Rainboe 6 Seige. he is also bi which not gonna lie seems kinda gay.
by MontagnefromR6 March 3, 2020

Brandon had made some wierd movement’s when we went skinny dipping with them females the other night after I had took off my clothes wasn’t too manly
by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020
