Brandon

Brandon always says fuck Ian it’s bedtime!!!

It’s bedtime ian it’s time for brandon to go to bed

by Sk83rfour1ife August 20, 2018

Brandon

a mans you’d want to hit with a bus because they piss you off a lot

i hate brandon

by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020

Brandon

gun obsessed puerto rican. probably a terrorist or drug dealer. ISIS but not a muslim.

oh shit it's brandon

by The Master's Academy December 6, 2017

Brandon

When you forget to flick the ash off of your cigarette and it just extends until the cigarette is burnt out, but the ash is still attached.

"Dude, your cig has a Brandon on it".

"Flick your fucking cigarette dude, it's Brandon is too long".

by PsychoticSpade October 8, 2018

Brandon

When a service member has sex with another service members spouse or girlfriend.

He was pulling a Brandon when he Russian Flashbanged the new private’s wife.

by Nick Fukqu November 2, 2020

Brandon

an amazing boyfriend who looks either like a cricket or groot from guardians of the galaxy. but he will always be the guardian of your galaxy. hes sweet, funny, annoying, sarcastic. he is a good kisser and will love you till no end. he is terrified of spiders and screams like a baby. but i love him. and he always has a weird as fuck haircut and needs to gain some muscle but he cant since you cant gain what you dont already have.

how would you describe brandon?
he looks like groot but he is my groot and i love him so back the fuck up bitch.

by polanco222 November 13, 2017

Brandon

A human being that breathes and is stuck through puberty and well looks like lex luthor

Damn Brandon’s barber has Parkinson’s

by Blackmanorwhiteman July 30, 2018