Brandon

Brandon always says fuck Ian it’s bedtime!!!

It’s bedtime ian it’s time for brandon to go to bed

by Sk83rfour1ife August 20, 2018

Brandon

A tall 6’2 man who is FOR THE STREETS!

Oh, that’s Brandon.. he’s for the streets.

by BAM1218 June 24, 2020

Brandon

a mans you’d want to hit with a bus because they piss you off a lot

i hate brandon

by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a sus squad member, who loves Fortnite. Brandon's are typically blond and rich, usually own around 7 cats. Brandon is the type of guy who like to touch himself anywhere he goes (like a parking lot). If you date a Brandon and your lucky, his uncle will own 8 McDonalds. If said Brandon is forsure blond, then they will only be referred to as blond choche. One more thing, Brandon's love sus/weird songs. Like songs about 3sums, or 7 positions. The Brandon can also be referred to as a bee. 🐝

"Ooh, is that Brandon with that big cat?"
"You know that him fo"
"I want it"

by XxxToucan SamXxx October 28, 2020

Brandon

When a service member has sex with another service members spouse or girlfriend.

He was pulling a Brandon when he Russian Flashbanged the new private’s wife.

by Nick Fukqu November 2, 2020

Brandon

A Brandon is a stupid guy in your Spanish class who continually makes fun of you for being short when your not and is funny sometimes lol 😂

Omg is that a Brandon ahhhhh runnnnnnn

by Destini789 December 23, 2019

Brandon

An ass. Basically a bully

Frik u Brandon

by Ice Better September 6, 2021