first bleed

The first day a girl is on her period she collects her blood and uses it as a face mask for the natural benefits

“Madison what is on your face”
“Just my first bleed”

by Jimmy5678 March 13, 2022

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A Bleeding Dick

The thing that’s Billy gives his dad

“Ow billy stop, you have been sucking to long your giving me a bleeding dick!”

by Bob Trinklebottom June 2, 2020

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bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.

Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!

by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog...

What has 2 legs and bleeds? is a conversation between ghost and soap. In mw2 how do you want me to explain ths further

by nigga of 1800 January 1, 2024

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Bleed week

1. The week in which bleeding interrupts your sexual activities. Or so you're pretending, anyways.

2. The week in which women can pull their own special racial card for everything, including bitching, moaning, and bad driving

3. The week in which you don't need to give a fuck about any female as you will not gain anything from it.

1: "so i was gonna fuck ma bitch last night, but bleed week just started, so we had to try backdoor blizzard instead.

2. e.g. 9/11? she was on her period. nuff said.

3. her:"hey honey, will you-"

you: "no."

by guttedcivillain June 16, 2010

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