bedfriend

bedfriend
(noun)
A person who was, at one point, a live-in boy/girlfriend who, due to one thing or another, has become an ex-boy/girlfriend. Due to the recession and price of housing, this person continues to share a bed with you as it is far far cheaper than finding a place of their own.
This situation is commonly found in twenty-somethings who have split up whilst cohabiting.
This relationship dynamic rarely involves sex, but is more comfortable than a "normal" friendship.

Guy number one: Hey, guy number two, how are things with your girlfriend?

Guy number two: Oh she's not my girlfriend any more, we're bedfriends now.

by jonnyxbrainless March 18, 2009

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bedcrastinate

When you wake up early enough to do something, but stay in bed and pretend to be asleep in order avoid doing so.

Using a bed to procrastinate

Guy 1: "Man, I woke up way to early this morning, it was 8:30 and I couldn't sleep!

Guy 2: "So did you finally do your homework then?"

Guy 1: "No, I bedcrastinated until 10:30 and then mum dragged me out shopping"

by micky-J07 November 24, 2007

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Bedardkush

(obj.) A substance made from the extracts of cannabis, mixed in a garbage can, filled with garbage. Fries and other substances may find their way into the recreational drug.

I almost died smoking that 'bedardkush' ...

by Tinkiwinkie99 February 7, 2014

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