Banker Rich

used to describe those living ostentatiously yet in massive deb

“What can I say? I live banker rich,” explains Corey Kavanaugh, a 22 year out of work Best Buy employee as he watches a 120” LCD HDTV in his mother’s basement

by leveraged so February 27, 2009

bankjobber

Someone always scrapping for cash to the point of working with the least capable people to achieve an ill-advised task. (Like robbing a bank.)

I heard that bankjobber wants to hold up the 7-11 by the police station. I hope he gets shot.

by socaleddy April 14, 2009

Banker's bonus

British slang term for any 7-figure sum. Not to be confused with an "MP's expense account", which is any 5-figure sum.

I say old chap, have you seen how much the British Government is pledging to the Haitian earthquake relief? £6M - why, that's practically a banker's bonus.

by dvae the hat January 19, 2010

banker's hammock

Created by the tight sweaty stretch of an expensive tailored shirt across a senior banker's sagging belly, providing support to his ageing mass of pale champagne swilling, steak gorging, wine tasting, late night lap-dancing, zero exercise midriff flab. A testament to his lavish lifestyle, his banker's hammock will often be luxuriously paraded around the office, framed between a pair of red braces and will commonly be placed ceremoniously upon his desk as a symbol of his ego and self-importance.

As in: "Look at that fat cat's enormous banker's hammock! He must be a proper big cheese!"

Or: "I better hit the gym - I'm starting to get a banker's hammock and I'm still an analyst!"

Or: "I can smell that man's banker's hammock from here."

by Horndog42 August 5, 2010

Bankser

a snivelling excuse for a human being, who often violates the mothers of the retarded and obese women. Can often be heard to be telling 'bankser stories'. these stories are often short, shit and lead to nothing. A bankser can be recognised usually by its poor grasp of the comeback, often trying to counter banter or abuse with the sayings 'twice' or 'good one'. A bankser possesses a warped grasp on reality, believing that the match sticks that support its feeble frame are indeed massive and the biggest legs anyone has ever seen.

your such a bankser!! twice??

by tastylicious December 11, 2010

bankistan

a nickname for bankstown, a notorious area in sydney which is densely populated with middle-eastern migrants.

that guy has a mullet, he must be from bankistan.

by lek shuuuu December 21, 2010

Bankson

The most g, coolest family ever you will ever meet. Don't hate cause they are so cool.

I met a Bankson when I was four.... they are my second family!

by O-me-ga im cool. January 1, 2012