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Johann Bartendel

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.
"You're no Johann Bartendel, you sad little bastard"

"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"
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bartery

In a crowded bar, the walkway through the masses, collectively decided upon as the path from door to bathroom and back to one's friends.
There's a cholesterol-like stoppage of douche-bags clogging the bartery. I'm not going to be able to take a leak for an hour.
by The Gang of Four May 22, 2006
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Batten Disease

A rare fatal autosomal recessive neurodegenerative disorder that begins in childhood, it is caused by mutation of the CLN3 gene.

Early symptoms of the disorder usually appear around ages 4-10, with gradual onset of vision problems, or seizures. Early signs may be subtle personality and behavior changes, slow learning or regression, repetitive speech or echolalia, clumsiness, or stumbling. There may be slowing head growth in the infantile form, poor circulation in lower extremities (legs and feet), decreased body fat and muscle mass, curvature of the spine, hyperventilation and/or breath-holding spells, teeth grinding, and constipation.

Over time, affected children suffer mental impairment, worsening seizures, and progressive loss of sight, speech and motor skills. Eventually, children with Batten disease become blind, bedridden, and demented. Batten Disease is a life limiting disease, life expectancy varies depending on the type or variation.

It normally affects very young children of ages like 4-6, but has been known to affect older people as well, Kufs affects adults and symptoms normally start in the 30's.

The prognosis is about 5-7 years and there is currently no cure.
Person 1: My son was just diagnosed with Batten Disease, the doctors say he has 5-7 years left and his condition will rapidly deteriorate.

Person 2: I'm so sorry, I can't imagine how horrible it would be for your child to have that disease.
by Ze Anonymous October 24, 2009
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barterballing

the action of trading testicles with another man to increase/decrease size or increase/decrease amount of semen produced
Sam and I were barterballing yesterday and my stitches from the operation are still sore.
by the clit commander1 June 22, 2011
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bartering

(v). to offer a BJ or BJs in exchange for merchandise.
Jow was bartering with AG to get the Reactor he had been wanting.
by noice87 February 21, 2012
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barter

V. (-ed) to burp and fart simultaneously (at the same time)
Tim: Yo, dumbass, what was that?

Clark: Oh, my bad, I bartered
by Mark Cav April 26, 2006
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Barren Womb

What a woman would have after having an abortion!
Those nasty Abortion supporting woman will forever have Barren Wombs.
by Concerned Parent October 28, 2020
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