Person1: you want to a hang out?
Person2: I got a A on my text!
Person1: cool, but I still have a dog in a bag.
Person2: I got a A on my text!
Person1: cool, but I still have a dog in a bag.
by Uwannahang May 10, 2021
The famous quote from Undertale that makes people regret their life choices after murdering many people
by the person of the year February 04, 2024
Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
One of the kindest people you will ever meet. With his dirty blonde hair and blue eyes, he is definitely a perfect representation of a greek god. He will always care for you no matter how difficult of a person you may be. While his patience when talking his little, his patience exceeds in greatness when it comes to taking care of you. He will never let you down and is one of the best people you will meet. He can be really crazy at times but in the best way possible. He is absolutely down for whatever whacky idea you have, whether it be getting tattoos and going on a trip or playing silly video games. If you find an Alex you fucking stupid to let them go.
by Jinx29324 June 18, 2024
by Quantum leaps September 23, 2021
The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.
Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses
by LZYSZNN January 26, 2025
by Your fathers nigga April 15, 2022