Diet Brittany

a muffin with alcohol in the mix. Other variations include cupcakes.

We made Diet Brittanys so our parents wouldn't find out we were getting drunk.

by kayyfawst March 17, 2011

Brittanying

The act of tying your sexual partner up, rim jobing them, shoving a dildo up their ass, and the proceeding to pee on them.

Dude, is he Brittanying someone?

I got Brittanyed so hard last night.

Peaches! Peaches! Dont Brittany me!

by Kaenanaoh February 9, 2020

Brittany Blaster

Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm

Can’t wait for my Brittany blaster this afternoon

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021

Brittany

Brittany's are one of a kind. They are quick witted and little titted. Brittany loves learning and does her best to be a better person than she was the day before. She's a lover not a fighter but if need be she will kick ass for the ones she loves. She goes out of her way to help people and to let them know they aren't alone in this big world. Brittany will act completely ridiculous as fuck just to make someone laugh and will go to the end of the universe to find a way to make someone laugh or even just smile when they are sad because that's one thing Brittany knows too well im this world is sadness. She lives to make people happy and her kids know that they will always have their mommy no matter what or who trys to rip them apart. Her kids never have to worry about making their mommy upset or mad because she will always love them jo matter what and will always be understanding. As far as lovers go watch out because Brittany loves so hard it may be overwhelming. She loves michael so much that she would do anything she had to to show him.

Brittany is so kewl

by Quick witted and little titted August 14, 2021

Brittany

1. This type of person gets mad when you don't spell their name right, when there are multiple different ways of spelling it and you're stupid, shut the fuck up.

2. A girl with the rankest puss you've ever smelt. You can tell she's coming from a mile away. If she came on your face , it would corrode off, this is how dirty her snatch is. Who wants to end up looking like fucking Two Face?

3. Fucking crackwhore, who let's Kyle punch her in the face for drugs, while he fucks her in her bleached assailed

Do you smell that?
Ugh , it's Brittany

Don't get too drunk, you might pull a Birttany and suck dicl for drugs

by MAMBOno69 August 17, 2020

Brittany

she would be like the most slayed friend ever but when shes mad or jelly (gets jealous easily) shell ignore you for about 1-2 years. it would be rare for her to come back to you after one day. but when she trusts you, shes the best. shes energetic a beauty i swear to god i mean she is a god.... but she would leave you for another friend then come back because she knows her mistake.

Plus, people find the hots for her but dont understand that they dont actually like her.

random man: whos that shes pretty i wanna date her

me (friend) : no shit no way you will not

Brittany: I'm gay.

by shutthehedoublehockeysticksup September 22, 2022

Brittany

An intelligent being, who strive for independence they make great doctors, and are the most loyal friends or girlfriend a person can ever receive, if a person has her in their lives they should try as much as possible to hold on to her.

Jason broke up with brittany, and now he's going crazy for throwing away the best thing in his life.

by Kierdah November 23, 2021