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blueberries

Often called satans ballsack. I hate these fucking blue balls they provide nothing to society they taste like spoiled milk inside a dead rat i hate this fruit to the depths of hell so much i wanna meet god and slap him with this horrible joke of a creation
Dont you dare feed me those damn blueberries.
by CallmeYourfriendlyCat February 24, 2021
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Blueberry Popsicle

When the dick is covered with a thin layer of ice and proceeds to have sex and melt the ice. After it has melted inside the vagina/ anus whichever you chose you drink it and swallow.
When Jimmy was thirsty for both sex and a beverage he decided to make a Blueberry Popsicle.
by Riley_17 January 20, 2015
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Blueberry rough neck

When a sexual partner chooses to leave the male with a case of the blue balls. The male who experiences the blue balls will sneak up to zthe partner and rub his hurt testicles on the partners neck until chaffing occurs. Then the blue balls receiver will physically squeeze his testicles till they explode on the neck of the partner Coating the partner with semen and chaff giving it the blueberrry (blue balls) rough neck.
Hey honey better finish up, or I will give you a case of the blueberry rough neck
by Lickamybumskieeee February 9, 2015
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Blueberry Dick

Derogatory term for a Overzealous police officer.

Also known as a BD

This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.

A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.

A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.
John showed up in his cruiser with police gear on even though he is not a certified officer and started writing parking tickets. John is certainly a blueberry dick
by 6601 November 21, 2019
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Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or blue hoodie. They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.
Justin’s dad hired Jose and he’s a blueberry beaner
by MethWizard November 22, 2023
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Blueberry Blitz

A sexual move involving 2 males pouring blueberry jam over their bodies and giving each other an anal blitz.
Hey, it's Friday night. You know what that means. Let's bust out the jam and do a Blueberry Blitz
by Kauranax January 15, 2020
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Blueberry hill

From the song by “Fats” Domino, Blueberry hill is a fictional/mental location a person can be in after a large milestone in a relationship. This can be dumbed down to “Cloud 9 but for romance”.
Person A: “what’s up with Person C?”
Person B: “He’s on Blueberry Hill because his crush just became his gf”
by anonymous July 3, 2023
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