bleed

accidentally showing someone your cards in uno

ryan reynolds: draws 4 cards

me: ryan you're bleeding hard man i can see your wilds

ryan: man were you fucking looking

me: ofc im at uno and its going the wrong way

by §wimming January 3, 2022

Bleeding Clamb

When an old person gets really mad and starts making up insults from Old Testament scrolls.

You kids, stay off the grass! Bleeding clamb’s get a job!

by Fugin nice April 7, 2024

bum bleed

The result of a hard day of defecation, or the consumption of sunflower seeds shell and all.

Will: Dude I just ate a whole bag of sunflower seeds!

Dawson: Did you eat the shells too?
Will: Of course!
Dawson: You better get ready for some heavy bum bleed.

by WanghisKhan April 16, 2018

Bleeding walls

When a man inserts his hairy Johnson into a teens virgin tiny uterus causing severe bleeding.

Sam had bleeding walls

by Donny potty July 11, 2018

Speed Bleed

When a group of men perform a circle jerk using only dry paperbags. The first man to bleed wins.

Hey man I bet I can speed bleed faster than you

by Crab staggums December 8, 2019

bleeding eye

Become red Sans

Owen fucking punched me in the eye and now I have a bleeding eye like I’m red Sans!

by Antesma March 16, 2021

bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.

Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!

by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012