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Bear Mikey

A Bear's body with Mikey's Face on it. This combination creates a more aggressive bear especially when food is invlolved. Known for nearly mauling to death hikers and campers that are in possession of twinkies.

Bear - Large Strong Animal with great sense of smell for food.

Mikey - Wants to eat and or roll over everything.

Bear + Mikey = BEAR-MIKEY
1: "Yesterday, in the newspaper i saw an article about a guy getting mauled by Bear Mikey."

2: "I feel bad for that guy, he must've had some twinkies on him if he got attacked by Bear Mikey
by The Jihad Squad March 9, 2010
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bear cave

A place where hairy, heavy, gay, men gather.
I'm so horny, think I'll go hit the bear cave.
by manatee3 August 27, 2010
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Welfare Bear

Nickname for Grizzly dip in reference to it's low price usually under $2.00 a can.
Hey throw me a can of that welfare bear.
by big ol' jon January 17, 2008
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Teddy bear

A well known prostitute in coffee county,GA she can be found near the "sand ridge" and she has been know to give "favors" for 5 dollars, crack, and KFC meals, she can be spotted by her mullet and lack of teeth
"hey, how was your doctor's visit"
"Not good, Teddy bear gave me the clap"
by magulon February 19, 2018
mugGet the Teddy bearmug.

Bear Jew

The nickname of UFC submission ace Paul Craig.
Paul Craig is a UFC Light Heavy Weight fighter known for his last second finishes. The Scottish Craig is a standout submission fighter who once won a fight via armbar with one second left in the fight. Paul Craig is a badass who goes by the nickname Bear Jew because he looks like a giant Jewish bear. Craig also does a great Rocky impression!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 4, 2019
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Boo bear

A boo bear is someone that you will love forever... Like a soulmate. A boo bear is someone who just "gets" you.
I just wanna squeeze my boo bear to pieces!!! : )
by Lucaskane June 5, 2009
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Teddy Bear

A word to mean a man/guy who is chubby, cute and cuddly. They are usually tall with exotic names. If a Teddy Bear has a girlfriend, she will never refer to him by his real name but only by "Teddy Bear". They are very lovable and give free hugs and free teddy bears.
Person 1: Look! There's a Teddy Bear over there!
Person 2: Nah, that's just Patrick
by SunnyTeddyBear September 14, 2014
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