basketball

a sport that needs three things:

a ball
a basket
a black guy
lebron James plays basketball
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 01, 2023
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A sport that has 0 talent unlike nascar
I’d rather watch drivers risk there lives than young men run around in shorts throwing a ball oh I mean basketball
by Nascarfan2007 January 16, 2023
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A fucked up game made by a fucked up gym teacher to have 10 people throw a orange ball into a fuckin basket so that white asses can have fun.
by Jhbhu January 22, 2018
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basketball is life.
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basketball

1. a game which involves lots of jamming of the fingers and being too short to make the ball anywhere close to the net

2. a sphere of the color orange that has a very strong urge to jam fingers
Josh: Bro! Lets go play some basketball
Andrew: As long as it wont jam my fingers!
by lol_whatismylife December 07, 2017
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A sport you don't see guys getting knocked out in, no matter what a sports writer tries to tell you happened in the game. Another thing you don't see is a ref counting down until the guy has to leave the game if he can't get up at the end of the countdown, even if that would be a more interesting basketball game.
The other guy kept throwing the basketball at Joel Embiid's head, he was relentless, and down went Joel Embiid. He could not get up and walk away from this one, he was knocked out, the ref got no response during the countdown, just a lot of twitching.
by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021
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