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Cooperball basketball

using the Big Man bailout play to foul big men every possession and the Long distance spree to shoot threes with a pick and roll every possession which Jordan Thomas Cooper made.
Cooperball basketball formations were thought to be great by former NBA player Luis Radford.
by Coop Dupe June 8, 2023
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Basketball

as defined by Eddie Munson from stranger things, it is "A GAME where you throw bALLS inTo LAUNDRY BASKETS"
Eddie Munson: unless youre in baaaand or... scIeNce.... partiesssssss... or A GAME where you throw bALLS inTo LAUNDRY BASKETS! (referring to basketball)
Jason Carver: You want something, freak?

(Stranger Thing Volume 4 Part 1. The Hellfire Club)
by mouu August 24, 2022
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Basketball

the worst fucking sport on this planet earth, don't care what you say. it is sweaty 6'10 male kardashians trying to get a ball into a circle. i can't with this sport, all the players are divas, its so fast-paced that it will make your head spin, the nba version of Gary Bettman, Roger Goodell, Scott France, and Rob Manfred is trying to market this to everyone in the world like hes mark zuckerburg even though nobody gives a shit, its fans are at the top of the list of fans you don't want to mess with or you will be on the back of a milk carton, the fucking face of the league in the 90s became one of the most hated men in charlotte that his term with the White Sox is more relevant, the players try and flop harder than Ronaldo can ever imagine, some teams are so bad that they could be beaten by the Oakland Athletics in a game of basketball, players are so over their heads that they buy 10 million dollar mansions with a fountain statue of them when their averaging 6 points a game, the media has been on the train for so long that some cities try and witch hunt haters. its a fucking disgrace to the sports world and will be better off without it existing, the NHL is more entertaining anyway.
Person 1: hey do you want to go to a basketball ga-
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP DARRYL
by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023
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Playing Basketball

A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.
Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.
by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020
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garbage basketball

a baller using a trashcan and what ever needs to be thrown away as a means to play b'ball.
"my failed attempt at a poem turned out to be a great three point shot from across the room after i crumpled it up and shot from across the room and that is how i play garbage basketball"
by twigg89 October 30, 2015
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Red Creek basketball

Its where these kids fucking suck ass espically the JV team.
ass = Whole school
Red creek basketball team is ass
by brown jace December 3, 2021
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Basketball Ref

A group of individuals who are fucking terrible at what they do.
by SwaggyTT February 10, 2022
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