My girlfriend has the perfect basketball ass! She was like Michael Jordan last night and dribbled dat ass all night long.
by Neopocalypse November 16, 2021
Get the Basketball Assmug. All of the players on the team had to mute their microphones for remote learning this morning due to the constant basketball beeps from their smoke detectors.
by edward koin June 9, 2024
Get the basketball beepmug. Basketball is a term that can be used in polite company and is a reference to sex. There are many terms in basketball that can have attributes similar to sexual encounters including dribbling, passing, shooting, blocking.
by happytobehere2025 March 9, 2025
Get the basketballmug. by I wanna die 2.3 January 30, 2019
Get the Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019mug. The distinct noise made by a common American household item. This often indicates the presence of an African American residing in said household. This sound can also be heard and misinterpreted as the iconic sound of a sneaker being skid across the Basketball court.
Bro 1: "Did I just hear a 'Basketball Beep' through the mic?"
Bro 2: *proceeds to obliterate the headsets of everyone in the CoD Lobby*
Bro 2: *proceeds to obliterate the headsets of everyone in the CoD Lobby*
by BigChodeMan21 June 1, 2024
Get the Basketball Beepmug. (n) where angry parents and coaches harass their children for not shooting the ball at the 3 point line when there’s a defender on them at the last 3 seconds.
(n) where angry parents and coaches verball abuse workers (score keepers and refs) for no reason or making very minor mistakes that can be easily fixed.
(n) where angry parents and coaches verball abuse workers (score keepers and refs) for no reason or making very minor mistakes that can be easily fixed.
*the score is 16-13 (kids scores a foul shot)
*score keeper accidently adds 2 points (16-15)
angry parents and coaches stand up and scream at the score keeper immediately without hesitation
score keeper screams, “ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS, ITS REC BASKETBALL”
*score keeper accidently adds 2 points (16-15)
angry parents and coaches stand up and scream at the score keeper immediately without hesitation
score keeper screams, “ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS, ITS REC BASKETBALL”
by Hubert Cumberdale February 17, 2019
Get the rec basketballmug. 