Brandon Marks

The greatestestest guy ever. He makes me giggle. Great taste in music;;amazing eyes. Can't bowl, but that's okay, haha. My best guy friend, possibly? HottHottHott :D
I love this kid, haha. :

Brandon Marks. What the hell does it matter?! Meet the dude and you won't need a damn example :P

by BarneyIsAmazinggg. January 4, 2009

Brandon

A Brandon is short. Shorter than others in size. Listens well and apparently knows how to treat a woman. Funny and is well you know kinda of cute. Looks like he could be cuddley.

A brandon ussually takes a girl he likes on a first date. Maybe to dinner and a movie or something along those lines.

by def. taller than you November 22, 2011

Dark Brandon

A highly cringy take by political and media marketing to make President Biden seem cool.

Stop trying to make Dark Brandon happen! It's so cringe!!

by Blood Alpha August 9, 2022

brandon novak

Bam's horny friend from sirius radio. He was addicted to herion sience he was 17 and is now clean, and if he stays that way gets to live with bam. He is sexy, but has many STD's.

he gets alot of chicks

by amy April 20, 2005

Brandon Paine

The GREATEST pussy eater OF ALL TIMES! Is able to satisify the stubbornest of snatches. Capiable of going down for days on end, not even coming up for air, until the job is done. No pussy scares him! From a big ol' hair pie to bald cunt. If it's not discolored, disfiggured, or smelling like an open can of tuna that has been sitting out on the counter for 8 days... he'll eat the hell out of it!

" Damn... the guy I hooked up with last night was a total Brandon Paine. He made me scrub my shit up first but then ate it like there was no tomorrow"

by 2up4fun November 27, 2011

Brandon

A person who has a cool set of balls and a huge dick, he also likes metal and has long hair he fucks like a beast but is very kind and caring!

Brandon is a sexual beast who is kind and nice!

by hugecockville January 31, 2008

Brandon

An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.

Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon.
Ted: Brandon shows up at the most inconvenient times.

by Undividualist December 9, 2007