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Artistic Queef Splatter

When a girl queefs and various colors land on a sheet of paper held by her man, creating a beautiful abstract painting that is sold to various museums throughout lower India, usually purchased by tourists from China, to be hung on their sitting room wall, and taken out every 7 months to bask in its queefy glory.
Mark: Lisa created the most amazing Artisic Queef Splatter last night. We sold it for 70 yen and 56 eggs.

Artistic Queef Splatter
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Choke Artist

"This guy (Marco Rubio) is a choke artist, and this guy (Ted Cruz) is a liar" - Donald Trump
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artist

artist (ar-tist)
1. Most common definition, a depressed, underpaid, sad person in their early twenties or late teens, although they can be many ages. They cannot afford art supplies, cry themselves to sleep, lack inspiration, and draw about once every 3 full moons. When asked what they want to be, they answer an artist, but they know that like everything else in their miserable lives, that is a lie. They hate their art style although their friends love it, and have no self confidence whatsoever.
2. Anyone who practices a talent involving creating something without outstanding functionality other than to entertain or inspire.

3. Sarcasm used to describe someone lacking skills in art.
1."I am an artist!"
"But you never draw?"
"I know..." (cries in corner)
2. Poets, authors, and dancers deserve the title of artist.
3. "That two year old is a real artist, proper Picasso! Smeared paint all over my new Lamborghini!"
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autism

1. A disability known for causing obsessive behaviours, delayed social development and in some cases learning difficulties. 2. Used as an insult for anything bad by morons.
1. Around 0.9% of the world population has autism.
2. Ugh, so autistic.
by bpb12 May 14, 2016
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Autistic Comedy

Autistic Comedy is a word coined by the famous Indian YouTube personality 'Dank Rishu'. If someone is posting unfunny skits or repetitive content on YouTube or Instagram, such a person is called to be performing 'autistic comedy'.
The amount of autistic comedy on Instagram reels is increasing day by day it is so frustrating!
by yeezusszn36 May 16, 2021
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Austist

Someone who is autistic, who also happens to be Australian.
Austistic person: *autistic screaming*
Normal Australian person 1: What's wrong with that bloke?
Normal Australian person 2: Oh. don't mind him. He's just Austistic.
Normal Australian person 1: Hey now. Isn't that a little offensive?
Normal Australian person 2: No, he's literally an autistic Australian.
Normal Australian person 1: Ooooh, okay.
by lmperfect January 29, 2017
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gank artist

someone who masters in the art of ganking
The gank artist had already ganked from over 50 people.
by drgnflm13 November 13, 2004
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