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twat artist

A Twat is a daragatory reference to a womans privates, her vagina,It is also used to define a pregnant goldfish.

The general public usually use this term 'twat' when frustrated with another human being (or species) and want to vent there anger towards them by insulting them with such word.

However when you are a 'Twat Artist' you are a person that is so beyond a twat they make it an art.

Invented By Lauren Reynolds
Lauren:Can you believe that!
Lily:No i really cant why would he do that?

Lauren:I dont know .. he is such a twat artist!!
Lily:So agreed mofo
by lozza93 May 5, 2011
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artistic style

it's a signiture of an artist. Its how one fits there personal opinion into something. it's something that no matter what you do you will always put your flare into an art work you do. wether you notice it or not.
several people can draw or paint the same image but they will all turn out differently. Because they all have a different artistic style.
by iheartB1A4 April 18, 2014
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ditzy artist

An artist who is always sociologically clueless, and pretends(?) to act innocent, even when presented with the facts. Very eccentric. Often seen as dumb in the general public, but can create great peices of art.
"That guy that never talks streaked our school?"
"Yah, but he's not retarded - he's an artist."
"Ohhhhh, a ditzy artist?"
"Yah."
by the dip May 12, 2007
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Pickup Artist

Hot women have a very strong social skill set because, being hot, they automatically get lots of male attention and are very good at spotting bullshit and fakers.

Normal men do not have such a strong skill set due to shyness, hence they have a very slim chance of success with hot women who see right through their bullshit and proceed to either shoot them down or use them.

A Pickup Artist is a man that DOES have this social skill set due to the sheer amount of time he has spent interacting with women, but has done so through determination and hard work.

Pickup artists, like the rest of us, enter relationships to have sex. However, pickup artists realize that they are in high demand AND have the skills necessary to start a new relationship before one gets too serious

A Douchebag is an attention-whore who uses similar methods for personal gain only, with no regard for how the woman feels.

For this reason, REAL pickup artists follow a "leave them better than you found them" rule.
Erik von Markovich is a world-renowned Pickup Artist.
by kjun1_3 March 2, 2011
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toss artist

He's such a toss artist he's too lazy to get on the dole.
by Robin Brown September 7, 2005
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rape artist

A rapist who gets pleasure from creating works of art related to rape.
After heinously raping a stray dog, Alvernious the rape artist sat in a quiet meadow and painted a collage of his actions.
by Cheesedick Parade October 17, 2006
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Piss Artist

1: Someone who is a partier.

2: A good talker who claims they are an original thinker.

3: A person who makes terrible art.

4: Someone who has no control over his penis.
Man, that guy could talk about his work till the cows come home, shame all of it is terrible, what a piss artist!
by dublinslang March 9, 2011
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