dick-arse

adj; 1) describes an object or situation that is extremely difficult to get around in or to find your way through; a person that is very difficult to deal with; 2) something or someone that is lame or stupid

1) This is a dick-arse parking lot! (as in - you can hardly drive and move around in it - like a dick in an arse)
2) Andrew wants a real job - not a dick-arse job like working at a fast food joint!

by Drewz July 3, 2006

Bannon arse

The uncontrollable explosion of one’s bowels, performed with a devastatingly wet noise and accompanied by the smell of a thousand rotting animals.

Man, I had the worst Bannon arse after eating that Red Rooster on the plane.

by ColonelHunt February 11, 2019

Arse Spider

A horrible piece of crusty shit normally found clinging for dear life onto your arse hairs.

Fuck man, I took an epic dump last night, and now I've got a colony of arse spiders.

by cybertenchi May 27, 2009

Arse wank

Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.

Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank

by Mickey and Rich December 28, 2015

arse food

anyone who is new to a prison and will definetly get pumped in the bum

ben jones you will be my arse food for the next three weeks

by Mark March 16, 2004

Genie's Arse

when something is so clever or a total fluke it's almost magic and absolute genius.

genius = genie arse

originating from the saying "pulling it out of your arse"

"Dude you pulled that from a genie's arse!"

by Keats October 6, 2004

arse pilates

the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.

"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."

by The Sandy Vagina Man May 6, 2005