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Alyssa

Your being an Alyssa
by Trumpophobia November 29, 2016
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A woman who is enslaved by a man named Jordan. She must do all housework and every chore. She must also wipe his ass and constantly serve him everything. She has to do dishes, wipe off Jordan's car in the winter, and make him breakfast. Alyssa is a replacement for Jordan's mother Darlene.
Jordan:"Alyssa! My ass isn't going to wipe itself!!"
Alyssa:"Charman or Cottonelle Sweetie?"
by THERUMGUY9999 April 29, 2011
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A spoiled, bratty, girl who is used to getting everything she wants at a drop of a dime.
That girl Alyssa is a spoiled bratt!

Shes such a drama queen!
by alwaysReal October 6, 2012
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Bro 1: Yo, Connor, is that your Alyssa?
Connor: Ya that's her
Bro 2: Damn, you need a Logan.
by BumbleBee312 March 13, 2018
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A demon child, very selfish, she thinks his world is all about her and we just live in it very dirty. A mean ass bitch who gets Joy from tormenting others. She is just pure evil smells like onions, and likes it.
Alyssa is rude.
by Namemanmaster123 July 6, 2018
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Dang she is an Alyssa!
by XxindiaxXxX February 20, 2015
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Alyssa is 100% the cringest person alive she is on the verge of being Indian… And is a cold Chihuahua that is suicidal because it got raped by Migiwan

She’s also not that sweet but VERY salty- she thinks the world revolves around her she thinks she thic but she couldn’t be more flat also she has no friends and trys to act cool because she doesn’t know her place of the pyramid - she laughs like if a dog go hit by a truck going 150 miles per hour and she honestly no that pretty unless she has a filter- she thinks everyone is fake to her but it’s actually the other way around- she also like talking Major shit abt people but can’t say it to their face - sorry to all the Alyssa out there that have to deal with this reputation
Alyssa get the fuck out of my Business… You dumbass hoe ass bitch
by Fight May 20, 2019
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