A woman who is enslaved by a man named Jordan. She must do all housework and every chore. She must also wipe his ass and constantly serve him everything. She has to do dishes, wipe off Jordan's car in the winter, and make him breakfast. Alyssa is a replacement for Jordan's mother Darlene.
by THERUMGUY9999 April 29, 2011
Get the Alyssamug. by alwaysReal October 6, 2012
Get the Alyssamug. by BumbleBee312 March 13, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. A demon child, very selfish, she thinks his world is all about her and we just live in it very dirty. A mean ass bitch who gets Joy from tormenting others. She is just pure evil smells like onions, and likes it.
Alyssa is rude.
by Namemanmaster123 July 6, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa, also known as Alisha, Alice, or Alissa, is a short little man. He hates exercising, is a militant atheist, and almost always is a pyromaniac. He repels the ladies, and is ALWAYS the "K" in Kiss, Marry, Kill. He is very chubby, but not cute-chubby. He is the one who goes to prom with his mom because no girl likes him. Alyssa acts much like a valley girl, although he is a male from Vietnam. He is EXTREMELY short, and wears a cape for some reason. If you meet an Alyssa, stay far away from him.
DeShaniqita: Okay, Betty, let's play Kiss, Marry Kill!
Betty: OK! You go first: Chris, Jamalar, Alyssa.
DeShaniqita: That's easy! Kiss Jamalar, Marry Chris, and kill Alyssa!
Betty: Yeah. He took his mom to prom! And he's SOOOOO short!
Betty: OK! You go first: Chris, Jamalar, Alyssa.
DeShaniqita: That's easy! Kiss Jamalar, Marry Chris, and kill Alyssa!
Betty: Yeah. He took his mom to prom! And he's SOOOOO short!
by billthelilchillpill July 14, 2018
Get the Alyssamug.