ass

this is refered to as something going wrong..it makes the situation lively and makes the people around you laugh and makes you feel better.

when you break something at work...drop a bagel on the floor or hit the wrong button on the cash register

your logical response: THIS IS ASS

by Danielle December 20, 2003

ass

it is either a butt or a donkey

i got kicked in the ass

by shasha January 6, 2007

Ass

The big fat disgusting hairy thing just below your back that hot chicks grab when they're horny and want a piece of you. Guys grab chicks asses too if they're pervs, which I'm not. But this is retarded and I love the urban dictionary. Why the hell are you even looking this up you frickin dumbass. O ya, a butt has two cheeks, usually covered in cellulite and that kinda crap, and it has a butthole, which has a sphincter and all that awesome stuff. You take a shit out of it. Now go get a life and read something useful

Bob was so horny that he grabbed Shila's beautifully shaped ass.

by Freddyteddy June 2, 2008

ass

adj. boring, shitty, depressing, "bleh"

Life is ass, here in NJ..

by marzbarz August 3, 2007

Assed

|ast|
verb


1. abbreviation of assassinated.

2. is the targeted murder of a high-profile person

Julius Caesar got assed!

by Hovey January 22, 2009

Ass

Animal Super Squad

Did you eber heard about ass? Its coming out soon!
-Pewdiepe

by Grenzo June 7, 2018

Ass

The part on a woman's body that keeps a man from killing himself.

This cruel world is full of suffering and pain. If it wasn't for my girlfriend's ass I'd probably just end it.

by TheEnlightenedOne15 October 11, 2018