Alyssa

A person that has an obsession with
Squidward
Peach Iced Tea
Her Phone

KERMIT

Dam Alyssa are you really still in love with KERMittttt

by cgvlhjjnk August 28, 2018

Alyssa

Cutest girl ever. Her brown hair matches the color of her eyes and her smile is as magical as a constellation in the night sky. However, her outward beauty is nothing compared to that of her personality. She loves making friends and talking to new people. She is nice to everyone and helps those who she sees are in need of it. If one is lucky enough to get her to like them, one should thank God, the Buddha, Zeus, and Odin for all I care that they were the one that she fell for. She is a treasure to the lives of everyone she comes in contact with. She is the most amazing and beautiful thing to ever exist.

Person 1: Dude I'm dating Alyssa

Person 2: OMG I'm so happy for you dude make her happy alright? If you break her heart, the world will go dark. Congrats mate

by MLG Florida Man February 15, 2021

Alyssa

Alyssa is a very insecure person she doesn’t like herself but loves this one boy. She falls head over heels in love with this one boy that she loves very much! Alyssa doesn’t realize how lucky she is to have things in her life but she soon will.

Boy: Alyssa is so beautiful

Alyssa: I’m so ugly....
Boy: (walks to Alyssa) will you go out with me?
Alyssa: YES!!!!
1 month later...
Boy: This isn’t working out sorry
Alyssa: Oh ok.....

by Łöśēr¡ January 16, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is a strange person. She knows a lot of people but doesn’t have a lot of friends. She can be cool if you get to know her but many people don’t want to! Sometimes she can be pretty but sometimes not so much.

You know that girl Alyssa? She’s weirddd.

by johjohseewah December 6, 2019

Alyssa

Literally the best whale to ever be seen swimming the oceans. and seen stealing your food whenever you turn your head.

Wow, whos the fat one stealing all the food?
That there is Alyssa.

by Fish_Scientist April 4, 2021

Alyssa

Me

Guy one " who dat?"
Alyssa "are you talking about me?"
Guy two "nah he not."

by Alyssa😜69 November 29, 2018

Alyssa

Alyssa is a Filipino/Mexican girl, who loves to run. She has dark curly hair and a perfect face. She is funny and beautiful, she cares way too much for her own good. Nobody she has an interest in is good enough for her. She is usually positive, but sometimes life gets her down. She is very sensitive and emotional, but never tries to show it. She will always stand up for herself, and others. She’s outgoing and the most amazing person and friend. She will always be there for you and will always comfort you when you are feeling down.

Girl 1: OMG I HAVE THE BESTEST FRIEND EVER!!

Girl 2: Let me guess, her name is Alyssa?

Girl 1: YES!

Girl 2: Yeah, Alyssa is the best. Never lose her, EVER!

by alyssa’sBSF November 18, 2018