by 8Aeron October 16, 2019
Get the green statemug. The semi-hard state of a penis between a boner and a frightened turtle. Named for the ceramics term to describe a state of clay when it begins to harden. Popularized by Adam Carolla.
When a man takes nude photos, he should get himself to leather state to avoid looking like he has an inch worm.
by MysticX401 March 23, 2011
Get the Leather statemug. The state in which a girl "likes" you but doesn't want to date you but continue being friends with you.
by cute_cupcake7 December 13, 2014
Get the mid-statemug. Don't talk to my brother about anything in the morning, cuz he's always in the no-disk state every time he wakes up.
by allegraph March 24, 2011
Get the no-disk statemug. a Crazy Playstation 2 video game. in this game, shadow corporation overthrows America government and takes control of whole USA state, most people simply calls them "Corporation". this company is like combination of Disney and EA and much worst. they make everyone their slaves, turns off the rights of freedom and give a lot of people pain and suffering. however years later the underground group called "Freedom" starts riots in "Capitol City" and the Corporation declares State of Emergency. in this game you can litterally fucking blow up every Corporation shop, kill hundreds of Corporation cops, swat, military with many weapons in the game. is fun blowing everything in your way.
Person 1: Hey did you ever know "State of Emergency"?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I used to blow everything and kill so much Corporation cops.
"Smash the Corporation!" "Long live Freedom!!"
Person 2: Oh yeah, I used to blow everything and kill so much Corporation cops.
"Smash the Corporation!" "Long live Freedom!!"
by GreenPigwithHelmet September 7, 2021
Get the State of Emergencymug. by Bra55Flam1ngo July 14, 2021
Get the Ball Statemug. "Per state" is scottish slang, refering to something being a mess, usually used around glasgow by neds or chavs, especially in the east end. Can be used to describe a house or person. Although spelt 'per', the word is pronounced "pure".
Chontelle: "Aw naw, check maself, im a per state..."
Stu: "haw haw, aye man, his gaff is a per state after Jambo went oaf his nut and made a ransack of his maws bedroom."
Stu: "haw haw, aye man, his gaff is a per state after Jambo went oaf his nut and made a ransack of his maws bedroom."
by The Big Chap January 23, 2010
Get the per statemug.