Narcissistic Psychopath

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noun

"Dealing with Israel is so difficult. It's like being in a relationship with a Narcissistic Psychopath - he f**ks you up.
And then he makes you think that it's your fault" - Bassem Youssef
Person 1: "You're a disgusting Narcissistic Psychopath!"

Person 2:"how??? I'm not a Zionist."
by light0o0 October 21, 2023
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narcissist math

narcissist math is when problem occur in a relationship with a narcissist, and nothing about the relationship adds up. There's missing time, hidden agendas, and a ton of lies.
Don't try to figure out how to get along with a narcissist. Just wish them well and move on. The double standards, the zero sum mentality thinking, the all or nothing policies, and just about everything else like the back and forth nature of the guy will have you thinking that the relationship isn't worth saving. The math doesn't math on a narcissistic relationship. Narcissist math is an unsolvable problem, like trying to divide zero between three people.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 07, 2023
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altruistic narcissist

A finite group of Narcissists, using religion, politics, entertainment to forge a foundation of generosity or an appearance of helpfulness to produce credibility. All altruistic behaviors are purposed to produce narcissist supply. Entitlement, self aggrandizement, poor self control, and a complete lack of empathy, disregarding how behavior may have negative consequences to other people. As a rule all behavior is self purposed, all people are subjects to be used, and discarded when use is no longer functional to their purpose. Typically the discard follows with the possibility to be hovered in for recycling of Narcissist supply. Narcissus that are altruistic appear to be helpful to produce a large group of groupies that become potential flying monkeys.
I believe that the altruistic narcissist does good to get attention.
by nerverbeenstupid July 30, 2017
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Game Narcissist

Someone who (esp. after winning) feels the need to say that “the main point of the game is to create friendship” or “we’re a team” thereby undermining the whole game and pissing everyone else off.
The Game Narcissist, after narrowly winning the game and not contributing anything to his team, told everyone that “it’s okay to lose” and that “winning doesn’t really matter.”
by Srabs October 05, 2023
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