rubber goose

a third wheel, but better phrase

boy: does your friend really have to rubber goose again?

by peaceandloveabby April 23, 2018

Neck Rubber

A mooch, as in a person who comes up behind you and rubs your neck to ingratiate themselves to get you to share what goods you might have.

When the Legion distributed food for Federal employees on Tuesday it was strictly for them Not for neck rubber people

by LimeadeYouth January 23, 2019

rubber paycheck

When your paycheck bounces because the company is broke as fuck

Who knew a company could be so broke they give out rubber paychecks

by adudl March 08, 2017

rubber breath

The act of giving a blowjob with a condom on

He was not sure she was clean, so she made her have rubber breath.

by HecticOne January 14, 2016

Rubber Ducker

Primarily a maneuver to get away from a one night stand. A used condom is stretched over the doorknob on the inside of a door prior to closing it behind oneself. This makes it difficult to open from the inside, providing an opportunity to duck out. The choice of which side of the rubber faces out is player's choice.

I had to leave a rubber ducker to get away from that crazy chick last night!

by Thomas Wordsmith II August 09, 2018

Rubber glove

A glove that goes on the hands, mostly blue in color, and mostly used in the medical field for sanitary reasons.

The doctors are required to use rubber gloves when working with patients.

by Anonymous35927 March 08, 2021

crumb rubber

A rubber that has been in your wallet for far too long and is starting to crumble.

"Hey , Bae you ready for some sugar?"
"Ya, hang on."
"Shit, all I have left is this crumb rubber."
"It's cool Bae, this won't be my first kid."
"What?!?"

by ur ban this January 10, 2017