Massive Knob

1. Could refer to me
2. Those teenagers who drive around in their £3k Corsas, showing off their little 1L engine while driving slowly around underage girls in the hope they’ll understand that they have massive Cocks due to their ‘awesome’ ride.
1. I identify as a massive knob

2. Brad is such a knobhead, I know I’m only 15 but his car doesn’t turn me on anymore.
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Did you hear Hayden Teague became the CEO of massive cock.
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massive-airflow sensor

An electronic device to measure da frequency and/or degree of your farts.
Generally speaking, you wouldn't need a massive-airflow sensor to keep tabs on your butt-splutters: people's ears --- and often their noses, as well --- will be totally aware of each and "every toot you make" and "every wind you break"! (Have I been watching too much Weird Al???)
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Reids Massive Cock

When ones groin size is comparable to a hippopotamus, with watermelons for testicles
I want Reids Massive Cock inside me
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a massive

Being the first invited to the chasnah.
'Wow Reuven, that is a massive!'
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To overreact, to be colourful, strange, or vexing; overblown or psychedelic
Dude this Ponyo shit be tripping massive balls
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