Canadian Cacker

That of a Canadian born citizen with characterisitics pertaining to the life styles of "hicks" or "rednecks", with the exception of being wealthier. The physical appearance of a cacker is that of a person who owns and wears american eagle collared shirts excessively and has a pasty-pale complection. Typically cackers are males; however, female cackers do exist.
"Did you see that Candian Cacker walk by?"
"Holy crap his skin is pale/pasty. He must be a Canadian Cacker!"
by wmeditsk January 24, 2010
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Canadian drive-by

Getting really drunk and throwing snowballs from a car at pedestrians, because guns are dangerous and illegal.
I was hammered last night, so I pulled a Canadian drive-by on some plug in a Habs jersey. Got kicked out of the cab, threw up and pissed myself, but I think I came out on top.
by CanadianHoser November 02, 2011
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Snitch Canadian

Snitch Canadian does not have anything wit Canada to do. If you're a Snitch Canadian it means that you're a snitch that doesn't come from where you live at the moment. or in other words, it's a snitch that does not live where he was born.
So if am from America and i go to another country and snitch on people, I am a Snitch Canadian.
(A guy that comes from Australia but lives in the United States that's about to snitch)
An epic guy: Ey bro if you snitch right now you're a Snitch Canadian because you're from Australia but live in America.
by BirkiYeetRice October 16, 2019
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Canadian Hamburger

Canadian Hamburger: When you find yourself sitting in the snow naked and stand up and a little bit of shit comes out
Person 1: Yo bro aren't you cold?

Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.

Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!

Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger
by Jay2233 March 11, 2020
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Canadian Situation

A type of relationship in which one partner suffers because the other is incapable of really dating, or being able to see their significant other due to parental restrictions of time. Comparable to a prison visitation, only harder to schedule and with less vigilance and monitoring.
-Man this Sucks.

-What's wrong man?

-It's just I rarely get to see this girl and she says she likes me but things just stink.

-It's seems like you have crossed the American border into a Canadian Situation on that one.

-Yeah, wish me luck

-Good luck
by Student Body President June 28, 2010
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Canadian Napalm

When you microwave Maple Syrup and get 7th degree burns when you spill it on yourself.
Ahhhh! I Canadian Napalmed myself microwaving the pancake syrup.
by muffkin June 28, 2013
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Canadian sausage

When a man sticks his or her dick into another dick
Yeah bro lets go do some Canadian sausage in the bathroom
by SLAV Brew March 02, 2020
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